When we were first married we went to the cinema to see ‘The Canterbury Tales’ however we had misread the title and it was ‘The Other Canterbury Tales’ which turned about to be a soft porn version of the original. We left after about half an hour, noticing two of our neighbours in the audience.
We were quite an innocent pair then and if the film was shown now I suspect it would get a 15 rating ?
I am procrastinating and need to stop!
A famous matador gored by bull!
Washed towels in the sun and now like sandpaper.
Mandelson failed security vetting. Starmer says he didn’t know



