old radio shows that have songs you never hear again

I'm trying to remember all the words of a song I heard on a comedy show in the 1950s. All the shipping forecasts were sung to the tunes of popular opeas. The only words I remember are SOUTH CONES HAVE BEEN HOISTED.......BUT ITS BRIGHT NEARLY EVERY NIGHT ROUND THE ISLE OF WIGHT. Another one was ROCKALL AND FINISTERRE SOUTHALL AND CROMARTY,

I'm driving myself batty trying to remember; I think it was printed once in the Radio Times