So Phoenix, when you've aquired a 2nd tv, proudly show it to OH, and say " look darling, ive got you this so you will be able to watch ALL the sports on it- while i watch all the stuff ive been meaning to catch up on in the lounge"- oh to be a fly on the wall...

Just a little self-indulgent weep
If heaven is so wonderful, why do people pray to stop someone going there
Can Russell Brand have a fair trial after the Dispatches documentary?


just like they went ahead with the Cheltenham races but that obviously wasn’t behind closed doors as they needed the ‘punters’ there.

