A dessert made to impress the judges...
Fig leaf crumble, toasted hay custard and rhubarb garnished with wood ants for texture. It’s not any kind of play on words, there was real hay in the custard and there were foraged wood ants in the rhubarb!
If it was served up to the contestants later in I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here it wouldn’t be out of place.
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