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AC-12 die hard fans ....lighthearted:-)

(26 Posts)
Namsnanny Sun 21-Mar-21 18:47:33

For the D.I.R, This is Operation ACRONYM or WTF.

Right then Wee Lassies, as-well-you-know tonight is the night!
And it's time to sharpen up our knowledge of AC-12 and the jargon! (according to Ted)

You have the right to be questioned by a detective of at least one rank superior, and believe-you-me, I shall be expecting one or all of you to spill the beans at the earliest opportunity.
Failure is not an option

For the D.I.R. I shall expect a reply within the regulation 10 working days.

Ha! You cant tell this Granny how to suck eggs!
No indeedy!!

I've been at the coal face, looking at the meta data and/or biometrics and with due diligence, I have come to the conclusion that I'm in need of some reciprocity here.

Then we'll be sucking on diesel!!

Now I refer you to document 111 in your folders, Reg.15 section 4B, which requires you to be in attendance with the O.C.G and AC-12 at 2100 hours.

Do NOT present as a M.I.S.Per or go A.W.O.L as this will be considered a dereliction of duty and is grounds for dismissal.

This Interview is terminated.

Pittcity Sun 21-Mar-21 18:56:52

I didn't float up the Lagan in a bubble, Fella!

tanith Sun 21-Mar-21 18:59:30

I’m superintendant Hastings, like the battle.

nanaK54 Sun 21-Mar-21 19:12:38

You cheeky wee gobshite grin

Namsnanny Sun 21-Mar-21 19:14:18

Haha! There must be loads of his I've forgotten!

muse Sun 21-Mar-21 19:23:17

Absolutely grin

nanaK54 Sun 21-Mar-21 20:06:48

As you were

Jaxjacky Sun 21-Mar-21 20:20:18

You cheeky wee s***e you.

nanaK54 Sun 21-Mar-21 20:42:11

Mother of God

Callistemon Sun 21-Mar-21 20:48:32

Mother of God, fella, We do our duty to the letter of the law. The letter!
None of my people would plant evidence. They know I would throw the book at them. Followed by the bookshelf

Go back to the coal face, the pair of you, unless you’ve got more egg-sucking tips for your granny.

Alima Sun 21-Mar-21 20:59:03

Please, what’s the wonderful phrase which includes ‘tit’ and ‘piss off’?

Iam64 Sun 21-Mar-21 21:01:47

Stop making a t** of yourself and p**s off

Urgent exit required ?

Alima Sun 21-Mar-21 21:02:39

Thank you, need to get the mug.

Grannybags Sun 21-Mar-21 21:18:04

Thanks for that - I'm really in the mood for it now!

I'm "taping" it though and won't get to watch till tomorrow ?

nanaK54 Sun 21-Mar-21 22:29:09

What are you waiting for, a puff of white smoke? grin

Jane43 Sun 21-Mar-21 22:34:07

Brilliant everybody. Hastings is such a brilliant creation.

Namsnanny Mon 22-Mar-21 13:42:16

Yes he is isnt he Jane43. smile
I'm just hoping he comes out with a few new phrases, and gives them his characteristic spin!

Ilovecheese Mon 22-Mar-21 13:45:20

Requesting sit rep

Iam64 Mon 22-Mar-21 13:48:56

‘That team is going like the clappers. You’d do well to spot a Pipe Band there”

Ted Hastings realising the delay that allowed the OCG to get away was caused deliberately by a bent copper

Namsnanny Mon 22-Mar-21 15:44:16

'Houl yer whisht' ....thats a new one!!

May7 Mon 22-Mar-21 17:01:56

Flummoxed by CHIS last night but whilst I was googling researching what it meant the TV presenter informed us as the credits rolled smile

Jane43 Mon 22-Mar-21 18:09:10

I know, it was used so much why didn't they tell us at the beginning?

Charleygirl5 Mon 22-Mar-21 18:40:02

I agree, I thought they were rolling out so many acronyms my bird brain could not cope.

Oldbat1 Mon 22-Mar-21 20:26:05

Hawd yer wheesht in Scots means “shut up” so I guess same in Irish.

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 23-Mar-21 11:54:05

Love it! If it was a crime not to know all these acronyms I'd be thrown into the slammer with only bread and water - SitRep and CHIS, for heavens sake.
Good job I have the subtitles on permanently for the telly or I'd be in even bigger trouble.