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Calendargirl Fri 17-Mar-23 08:25:37

Haven’t watched this for a few years now as it was the same tired old formula, but there wasn’t much on last night. I saw it was the interview programme, where the final five are interrogated by Alan Sugar’s buddies. I had absolutely no idea about any of the candidates or what they were like, but I tuned in, as it used to be the best show in the series,

The final five were all women. Not sure how cut out for the business world any of them were. Three of them seemed to have had their lips ‘done’, which was no improvement. Think they all had long swingy hair which got tossed about quite a lot. Three of them wearing Hillary Clinton type trouser suits, the others in short skirt suits I think, all with power heels. Some of the outfits not the most flattering to their figures.

All had hopeless business plans, according to the experts. Karren (Baroness) Brady was particularly scathing, and managed to reduce two of them to tears, and she had to proffer them a box of tissues to delicately mop their eyes, being careful not to smudge the mascara.

Lord Sugar managed to whittle them down to the best two of a poor bunch.

I’m sure reality tv shows or presenting some daft panel game will be on the horizon for some of them.

IrishDancing Sat 18-Mar-23 12:06:23

To biglouis!

IrishDancing Sat 18-Mar-23 12:05:23

Wow! I’m glad you’re not my neighbour too!

HannahLoisLuke Sat 18-Mar-23 12:01:42

Haven’t watched it for years. Not since Nick andMargaret assisted Alan Sugar. Can’t bear him and having seen the ‘Baroness Brady’ clip on Gogglebox last night I won’t be watching in the future. What an awful social climbing woman, so intent on her title. I only remember her from Aston Villa and she didn’t do a great job there as I remember.

Galaxy Sat 18-Mar-23 11:48:41

They arent allowed to use the internet or calculators during tasks. Their phones are only for communicating with each other.

Coco51 Sat 18-Mar-23 11:31:54

What amazes me about these contestants, when they ate asked to buy certain things and don’t know what items are or the kind of price they might expect to pay, none of them have the gumption to look it up on the phones glued to their fingertips. So basic and I dread to think how they expect success when so fundamentally stupid!

gangstergranny Sat 18-Mar-23 11:29:31

I've watched it since day one. All I can say this time the candidates are the weakest and the best ones were fired.
Whomever does the initial interviews (out of thousands of prospective candidates) needs to do a better job.
When Nick & Margaret were Lord Sugar's advisors they were so more professional, I squirmed when the 'Baroness' made herself plain.

Dorset Sat 18-Mar-23 11:21:46

I was addicted to the first couple of series then gave it a miss for three years. Thought I would give it another try, my goodness I will never watch again. If these candidates never had the sense to have an experienced accountant look at their plans beforehand, well it beggars belief 🙄

MerylStreep Fri 17-Mar-23 13:49:49

I met Susie Ma some years ago through my daughter.
She was a runner up on the apprentice.
She started the Tropic skin care/ makeup range. She’s certainly no airhead.

crazyH Fri 17-Mar-23 13:19:02

Not too keen on Baroness Brady - looks like her face has been ironed.

Katie59 Fri 17-Mar-23 13:03:43

I use to follow Apprentice but recents series have become farcical, why would any credible business prospect put themselves through the humiliation.

Maybe the candidates are selected by the same criteria as Love Island, or maybe the criteria is to fail an intelligence test.

Calendargirl Fri 17-Mar-23 13:02:00

my moneys on the girl from Hull

Don’t think so, she was fired.

NanaDana Fri 17-Mar-23 13:00:10

I watched a few episodes of the earlier series, but then decided it was not for me. Just an opinion, but I though that quite a few of the candidates were clearly suffering from delusions of adequacy, and as for Alan Sugar, who on earth would want to work for a man who has so clearly had such a highly successful charisma by-pass operation? Each to their own.

Fleurpepper Fri 17-Mar-23 12:59:18

merlotgran

biglouis

If she said to me "Baroness Brady to you" I'd be inclined to answer "And I'm Ms/Miss/Mrs Stemon to you

hahaha

I once had an ignorent neighbour who asked my first name; second name and finally "is it Miss or Mrs" without offering any information at all about herself.

Eventually I told her that it was neither Miss no Mrs but Dr. My first name was for my friends and she could call me Dr Biglouis.

I then went on the land registry site and did some research on her. It turned up she and her partner had completely different names. I learned who her mortgage provider was, when she had moved in and how much they had paid for the house.

If she had just told me her name I would not have bothered.

Blimey! I’m glad you’re not my neighbour.

Wide berth springs to mind. 😮

Wow - stalking! As said above!

CoolCoco Fri 17-Mar-23 12:55:39

They must pick the dim ones as they know they'll slip up and make good tv. I was a bit mesmerised by the lips and eyebrows and identical outfits. Can't stand Karen Brady - she was so sneering towards the girl who wanted a salon in Belgravia - she said " I live in Belgravia", as if it would be way beyond her. Well maybe it would, but surely high aspirations are a good thing and if she has to change her aspirations, then so be it , but don't pour cold water on her from the start in that snooty way.

MawtheMerrier Fri 17-Mar-23 11:39:07

Land Registry? Size of their mortgage? How much they paid?
Crikey. That sounds like stalking
What next?
inside leg,colour of pj's,mothers maiden name too ?

merlotgran Fri 17-Mar-23 11:26:49

biglouis

*If she said to me "Baroness Brady to you" I'd be inclined to answer "And I'm Ms/Miss/Mrs Stemon to you*

hahaha

I once had an ignorent neighbour who asked my first name; second name and finally "is it Miss or Mrs" without offering any information at all about herself.

Eventually I told her that it was neither Miss no Mrs but Dr. My first name was for my friends and she could call me Dr Biglouis.

I then went on the land registry site and did some research on her. It turned up she and her partner had completely different names. I learned who her mortgage provider was, when she had moved in and how much they had paid for the house.

If she had just told me her name I would not have bothered.

Blimey! I’m glad you’re not my neighbour.

Wide berth springs to mind. 😮

biglouis Fri 17-Mar-23 11:22:56

If you run a genuine business (as I do) then you will be aware that the “back office” function is vital to being able to sell a good or service. If Tesco had no food on the shelves, correctly priced and in the right section – or if the shop was dirty and ill lit people would soon vote with their feet. Yet all too often people who were in the kitchen cooking the food, or preparing and packaging the goods, are denigrated as “hiding” and not selling. We can’t all be salespeople on the day. This is a basic premise even overlooked by Lord Sugar. I have yet to hear a candidate point out and argue this simple basic fact when accused of “not contributing”.

Patsy70 Fri 17-Mar-23 11:11:22

Unpleasant, intimidating, totally unnecessary comments from the interviewers. It makes for good viewing and I believe that the candidates had been warned in advance that this would happen. This is the first time I’ve watched in ages and going by the business plans produced, the girls appeared very naive and not business savvy at all. It’s all contrived, in my opinion.

biglouis Fri 17-Mar-23 11:10:38

If she said to me "Baroness Brady to you" I'd be inclined to answer "And I'm Ms/Miss/Mrs Stemon to you

hahaha

I once had an ignorent neighbour who asked my first name; second name and finally "is it Miss or Mrs" without offering any information at all about herself.

Eventually I told her that it was neither Miss no Mrs but Dr. My first name was for my friends and she could call me Dr Biglouis.

I then went on the land registry site and did some research on her. It turned up she and her partner had completely different names. I learned who her mortgage provider was, when she had moved in and how much they had paid for the house.

If she had just told me her name I would not have bothered.

Shinamae Fri 17-Mar-23 11:10:24

merlotgran

Callistemon21

If she said to me "Baroness Brady to you" I'd be inclined to answer "And I'm Ms/Miss/Mrs Stemon to you".

Karren Brady might be at the top of the tree but her nasty remark reminded me of the advice that you should be careful who you upset on their way up because you might meet them again on your way down.

Can’t stand the bloody woman.. face like a smacked arse most of the time..

merlotgran Fri 17-Mar-23 11:03:36

Callistemon21

If she said to me "Baroness Brady to you" I'd be inclined to answer "And I'm Ms/Miss/Mrs Stemon to you".

Karren Brady might be at the top of the tree but her nasty remark reminded me of the advice that you should be careful who you upset on their way up because you might meet them again on your way down.

ShazzaKanazza Fri 17-Mar-23 10:53:08

I lost all respect for Karen last night Callistemon with that Baroness Brady comment. All those weeks they called her Karen. I was boiling angry and I would have said the same. Then at the very end she gave the final two such a sickly smile.
They were ripped to shreds all for tv. I agree their business plans were full of holes. That poor girl Victoria was humiliated by the guy almost calling her thick because of her lack of grammar skills. Terrible. I chose the final two as they have scalable businesses. I hope Marnie the boxer wins. Megan is from Hull where I live and she held her own very well. But ooh that accent. Hoping I don’t sound like that lol.

Joseanne Fri 17-Mar-23 10:48:46

I agree TillyTrotter, but as I see it they have to make each series a bit more sensational each time with people like Karren, because the contestants and the tasks are so samey samey.
It's the same with Strictly and the judges etc.

TillyTrotter Fri 17-Mar-23 10:31:08

And then in the boardroom Karren simpers to Lord Sugar and laughs like a drain at his often awkward jokes.

annodomini Fri 17-Mar-23 10:27:39

There was only one of the interviewees who had one iota of common sense. Pie in the sky comes to mind - or castles in Belgravia? There's only one I'd give the time of day to and I hope that his Lordship agrees with me. Loved her long plait - she looked so different when she had her hair brushed out!