Ok my memory isn’t as it was fifty years ago but - George bought cider from Joy on the village shop. He went to a party, drank one bottle , so he says. Party boring, George carries the cider as he’s walking home. He takes it with him when he gets into Alice’s car.
By the time police ambulance arrive, George has heroically rescued Joy and Fallon. He has also dragged Alice into the driving seat of her car.
He tells everyone including the police that he was walking home from the party and just happened to be on the bridge when the accident happened.
The cider would still be in the car along with the empty vodka bottle
No SoC, no measuring skid marks or investigation. Alice bang to rights, drunk in the drivers seat of her car.
So - some Archer listeners are shouting at their radio - what about the cider
What about it Borsetshire bobbies might ask except as we know, they’ll have one officer covering a big area. Nothing to see here, move along
I confess I hope Alice gets a community order for being drunk in charge of a car and I hope some laws can be found to have been broken by George and he gets convicted of something
I’m off to ponder what offences