Old TV jingles

Hot chocolate, drinking chocolate

If you want a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club.
Bought some recently and you couldn't sing that now the chocolate barely coats the biscuit!
Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate tastes like chocolate never tasted before.

Now hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with brand new Fairy liquid.
Not sure about the brand- it might have been soft?

Oh dear I watched far too much TV!!

No it's just come back it was 'mild'!!

Sanatogen Fortifies the Over-Forties

They wouldn't get away with that now would they, now that 60 is the new 25

I could do with a bit of fortifying.....

Consulate.... Cool as a mountain stream. ( I liked these, gave you a minty hooter.)
Persil washes whiter!
the Bounty Hunters... They came, searching for Paradise, and they found it!
Friday night is Armami night!

Baycham? I'd love a Babycham!
Chocolate? No, Maltesers!
Guiness is good for you.

Tetley Bittermen!

(I used to think it was 'Deadly Bittermen...')

Looks like we really have been brainwashed by these simple ads.Today's ads are nowhere near as memorable are they?

Fry's Turkish Delight
Full of Eastern promise.

You'll look a little lovelier each day with fabulous pink Camay!

Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about! (Unigate)

Oh we are the lads from Country Life -
And you??ll never put a better bit of butter on your knife,
If you haven??t any in ?? have a word with your wife
And spread it on your toast in the morning!

Softness is a thing called Comfort.

It's frothy man! - not really a jingle, this was for a soft drink called Cresta which we all had a craze on in our house!

Birds Eye peas, sweet as the moment, sweet as the moment when the pod went pop!

Oh those damn ????? are back! Thought we'd got rid of them

Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks, didididumdum Standard Fireworks, please to remember the fifth of November, oooo, aaaaah, light up the sky with Standard Fireworks.

She flies like a bird in the sky, she flies like a bird and I wish that she was mine, she flies like a bird, oh me oh my, see her fly, now I know, I can't let Maggie go. (Based on me, obvs )

You'll look a little lovelier each day, with fabulous pink Camay.

We used to sing "You'll wonder where your false teeth went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsident".

Someone's mum just does not know
What someone's mummy ought to know
So someone's mum better get to know
That Persil washes whiter
And it shows!.

Did you have the tigers tail hanging from your petrol cap? We did!

And then there were the goodies buried in the packets of Kellogs cornflakes. I remember my collection of plastic battleships. They didn't float.

The advert for a Finger of Fudge.

"A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kid a treat.
It's full of Cadbury Goodness and very small and neat."

My son aged about four/five wouldn't eat them and when he was older he explained that he thought that the advert said.

"It's full of PEPPERY goodness.

Remember a pint of Best? Courage do!

Pity they'd forgotten how to brew any...

Prudence Pots the pan inspector ??
( Brillo )!

"You'll wonder where the yellow went,
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent"

I've been trying to get to sleep but it's one of those nights-
R.Whites R.Whites

Whites Lemonade

I like a nice cup of tea in the morning, just to start the day you see
And at half past eleven, well my idea of heaven is a nice cup of tea.
I like tea when I'm thirsty at dinner and a nice cup of tea with my tea.
And about this time of night, what goes down a treat, you're right, is a
nice cup of tea.

I have no idea which brand of tea this was advertising and no idea why I can remember it after all these years!

Double Diamond works wonders so drink some today!
Everyone,s a fruit and nutcase
Crazy for those Cadbury nuts and raisons

Does anyone remember "We're all a lot better for butter"?

Dun dum dum dum, Esso Blue.

Alternatively, the Esso Blee Dooler