Several times I've also had one about a baby I've somehow forgotten I had, and I've got nothing to feed it with.
Not related, I'm sure, to the time when dd1 was only about 8 days old and I'd gone shopping with my mother, arranging to meet her later outside X shop.
I duly rolled up, to find my mother looking aghast. 'Where the baby???'
I'd left her in her pram in Boots, having completely forgotten that I had her!
Dd still finds this hilarious! (Poor old Mum was off her rocker even then.)
(Luckily she was still there where I'd left her, nobody had twigged.).
NEVER EVER HAVE I - Game 2 (Alphabetical)
I’m finished my festival poncho