Songs for Dominic

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It's a long way to Barnard Castle, it's a long way to roam...
Get the car packed, Mary, cos we are going to go.

Farewell all you morons, we do as we like!
It's a long long way up to my mother's, for a big fat, lying tyke..

Bojo, Bojo give me your answer do
What’s the deal with Cummings
What is his hold on you
He’s getting away with murder whatever he wants to do
Isn’t it time you both tootled off on your bicycle made for
TWO

I drove all night by Dom Orbison

We had to escape, the city was sickly and cruel
Boris I should have called you first
But I was trying to get from you
I was plotting while I drove
The long straight road ahead
Uh-huh, Yeah
Heading for Mummys her arms open wide
This fever for them was just burning me up inside
I drove all night to get from you
Is that all right?
I drove all night crept in my room
Woke you from your sleep to make trouble for you
Is that all right?
I drove all night

I felt sick, in the middle of the night..
I drove miles, just to check out my sight.

Oh boris, dear, I'm going to visit mum, cos Dom just wants to have fun!

(Thank You For The Music. Abba)

Thank you for the message
About my driving,
I now realise
That you know I'm lying.
Who can live without it,
I ask in all honesty,
What would life be,
Without a drive to a castle for me
So I say
Thank you for the message,
I've sure had more than two or three.

I've been so lucky,
I'm the guy by Boris's side
I want to sing it out to everybody,
What a life, what a cheat, do I care?
So I say
Thank you for the message,
And giving it to me.

Brilliant!

Under my thumb, is a man with floppy hair..
Under my thumb, is a man who just don't care.

It's down to me - the way he says we should all move on..
Down to me, cos I went to see mum, and bozza's under my thumb.

Utterly brilliant ladies. Can we send these to him ?

Ooh,dab,Dooby, a dooby, dooby dab dab
I’m the king of the spreaders, Oh,
Boris’s VIP,
I reached the top,
But had to stop
Cos Covid got the better of me,

I really want to go to Durham,
With my family,
So hang the rest,
I’ll do what’s best,
For my family and me,

Oh you be do, I don’t care about you hoohoo,
I’m going to drive up now,
I don’t care how,
I’ll spread the flu,
You see it’s true you hoo,
a sod like me, oh a sod like me,
Will never learn to be like someone like you oooooooh

Now listen to me you low life’s
This is what I needed to do,
I had a day out,
not to spread it about,
but to try and clear my view.

Maybe it wasn’t the best thing, cos’ I got caught right out,
but no harm was done,
and I had good fun,
so no need for you to shout.
Boris is my good friend,
and that’s all I care about,
Whatever he might lack,
He’s still got my back,
so two fingers to the rest of you..........ooby do,

Oh, that's hurt my ribs from laughing, toad

That would be great, BBbevan.
I wonder if he'd find them funny?

My goodness I didn’t expect such wonderful stuff.

Great fun, reading these ???????

There he was, just a-driving down the road
Singing, do wah diddy diddy dumb-arsed plebs watch out
Waving two fingers at us, just like Mr Toad
Singing, do wah diddy did and spreading it about
He looked good (?)
He felt fine
‘Stick your rules cos I’ve made mine’
Woah, woah...

From boris to Cummings;

Baby you can drive your car.
And baby, I love you.. beep beep, beep beep, yeah!

I havent changed a single lyric

Fool on the hill by The Beatles

Day after day
Alone on a hill
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
And he never gives an answer
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round
Well on the way
Head in a cloud
The man of a thousand voices
Talking perfectly loud
But nobody ever hears him
Or the sound he appears to make
And he never seems to notice
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round
And nobody seems to like him
They can tell what he wants to do
And he never shows his feelings
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
'Round and 'round and 'round and 'round and round
And he never listens to them
He knows that they're the fools
They don't like him
The fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning 'round

May7

Excellent

May7, you have totally misunderstood the Beatles song.

The Fool on the Hill is about a brilliant man

Not a fool at all

Google it

I vow to thee my country
I wont obey the rules
You see they don't apply to me
I'm more important than you

I have a friend in Boris
I know he has my back
I don't care what you think of me
Let Boris take the flack

He cannot do without me
He needs me as a friend
As long as he's Prime Minister
My role will never end.

It represents a figure like the Beetles guru,the Marharashi . Thought to be very silly because of his high pitched giggle, but was in fact the total opposite. Totally misunderstood, mocked and derided. But under that appearance? a man of great wisdom.

Another. There are some brilliant videos but I don’t know how to link them.

youtu.be/JJY6QOEa4Ww

Oopsminty I didn't misunderstand the song. I am a big Bottles fan. Maybe it was too subtle.
I was being ironic