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Carrie’s blow job for a job…

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Esspee Fri 01-Jul-22 08:46:43

…still hasn’t been taken up by the media whilst twitter is positively pulsating with the funniest tweets ever.

Surely Private Eye must feel they are on solid legal ground or would not have published, after all they have a well practiced team of lawyers to ensure they remain within the law.

It makes me wonder how much other information is being withheld from us.

What are your thoughts?

NanKate Sat 02-Jul-22 11:00:15

Part History/Geography lesson for anyone interested.

The Lickeys formed part of the royal Manor of Bromsgrove and were set aside as a royal hunting reserve. As well as stocking the area with deer, the Normans introduced rabbits to the area. These were kept in large enclosures, or 'warrens' hence the road and place names.

Iam64 Sat 02-Jul-22 08:34:24

Callistemon21

Iam64

That photograph is seriously strange

Button pops off trousers on the way into Remembrance Service. Carrie examines Boris's sewing skills, which are sadly lacking.

What else could it be? ?

????

MayBee70 Sat 02-Jul-22 00:02:13

DillytheGardener

MayBee70 could you post a link? MissAdventure very crude but you had me chortling into my tea ?

I can’t seem to do links on my iPad. It was on one of my Facebook groups. I’ll try to find it and copy it.

Callistemon21 Fri 01-Jul-22 22:47:10

BigBertha1

I always knew lack of some vital skills held back my career progression.

?

BigBertha1 Fri 01-Jul-22 22:27:58

I always knew lack of some vital skills held back my career progression.

Callistemon21 Fri 01-Jul-22 22:02:45

Iam64

That photograph is seriously strange

Button pops off trousers on the way into Remembrance Service. Carrie examines Boris's sewing skills, which are sadly lacking.

What else could it be? ?

nadateturbe Fri 01-Jul-22 21:56:15

DillytheGardener

MayBee70 could you post a link? MissAdventure very crude but you had me chortling into my tea ?

Me too.!

MissAdventure Fri 01-Jul-22 21:45:58

grin
They must all inwardly cringe when this place name comes up.
I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

HousePlantQueen Fri 01-Jul-22 21:43:01

Sajid Javid, as Education secretary, posted photographs of his visit to a school in Bromsgrove today. The school is called Lickey End gringrin

MissAdventure Fri 01-Jul-22 21:33:00

Everything about the tory Mps is strange these days.
So strange that we've all just got used to it.

Iam64 Fri 01-Jul-22 20:44:59

That photograph is seriously strange

sodapop Fri 01-Jul-22 19:42:06

That must have been what happened vegansrock grin In a different scenario is that how women 'fall' pregnant. I've always wondered.

vegansrock Fri 01-Jul-22 18:39:43

Maybe he spilt coffee on his trousers so had to unzip them , whilst Carrie slipped on the spilt coffee and landed in his lap with her mouth open.

DiamondLily Fri 01-Jul-22 18:19:55

HousePlantQueen

But don't forget the John Major and Edwina Currie going on. Seems all so ordinary now, so 'vanilla' to just commit adultery. I do wonder how the Hyacinths of Conservative Home are dealing with this latest sordid episode? Or do they think we are discussing a blow dry? "Can't understand the fuss Daphne, can you? My nice hairdresser gives me a blow job every Friday".

The biggest supporters of Trump, in America, were in the so called "Bible Belt".

They could never seem to explain how they could support Trump, with his carry ons, if they also believed in the teachings of the Bible.?

I guess morals can just be very flexible.

Georgesgran Fri 01-Jul-22 16:52:38

I wonder if she was on her knees looking for something and he happened to say ‘Carrie, while you’re down there, could you …………?’

MissAdventure Fri 01-Jul-22 16:48:56

Glad it cheered you up a bit. smile

timetogo2016 Fri 01-Jul-22 16:36:53

Well MissA,dh and i have had an awful week,so thank you for making us laugh.
Very much appreciated.
And so accurate.

BlueBelle Fri 01-Jul-22 16:32:34

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Blossoming Fri 01-Jul-22 16:31:43

She isn’t the first …

Esspee Fri 01-Jul-22 16:30:55

I’m guessing that his return from his current “world beating” jolly will be rather low key. I cannot imagine Carrie facing the press ever again. Can you imagine the shouted questions?
“Did you swallow Mrs J.?” ?

NanKate Fri 01-Jul-22 16:27:58

As the late Dick Emery would say ‘Ooh you are awful’ ?

Parsley3 Fri 01-Jul-22 15:52:09

Blojo! ? We now know why his shirt is so often untucked.

Riverwalk Fri 01-Jul-22 15:39:30

The Hyacinths on GN are surprisingly hypocritically socially-liberal when it comes to Blojo and his peccadillos.

No sign of support today from his usual allies! Maybe this is a 'move-on nothing to see' step too far even for them.

HousePlantQueen Fri 01-Jul-22 15:31:19

But don't forget the John Major and Edwina Currie going on. Seems all so ordinary now, so 'vanilla' to just commit adultery. I do wonder how the Hyacinths of Conservative Home are dealing with this latest sordid episode? Or do they think we are discussing a blow dry? "Can't understand the fuss Daphne, can you? My nice hairdresser gives me a blow job every Friday".

DiamondLily Fri 01-Jul-22 15:25:03

I actually liked May, much as I liked Gordon Brown. Neither had charisma, but I think both tried to work hard and do a good job.

I don't understand why people support Johnson. Brexit is done, so it can't be that.

It now hinges on whether he is a good PM, and representative of this country - I can't believe anyone can think he is, as he is making us a laughing stock with the sleaze, the lies, his appearance and his arrogance.?.

But, some obviously do.?

They call him "Pound Shop Trump", and I think it sums him up.