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Aladdin and his Ugly Sisters, aided and abetted by cows, dragons, and many other dodgy characters. Oh yes and a sprinkling of fairy dust"

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Wobblybits Wed 28-Sep-16 17:18:49

The stage is set for the dress rehearsal of our Panto. The fire curtain has been tested (essential with real welsh fire breathing dragons). The audience is settled -- are you ?

So ...

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN, I HAVE GREAT PLEASURE IN PRESENTING OUR 2016 PANTO. IF FIND THE TITLE CONFUSING, YOU AIN'T SEEN NUTTING YET !

Enter stg lft -- principle boy
Enter stg rht -- Welsh Dragon

Probably !

Drum roll --- curtains open

wot Wed 05-Oct-16 20:32:46

She'd say "How are you?" And then proceed to tell you how she was before you had a chance to answer!

Wobblybits Wed 05-Oct-16 20:44:39

PM'd you

wot Wed 05-Oct-16 21:18:26

Thanks, wobbly! ?

wot Thu 06-Oct-16 12:58:04

Oh dear, I've killed the thread! Sorry.?

Wobblybits Thu 06-Oct-16 13:04:24

The ugly Sister, Jugular, enters armed with a defibrillator to resuscitate the thread (if she finds the Barron, that should clear his blockage)

wot Thu 06-Oct-16 13:09:02

grinsmile