Extract of note to Headmaster of Dotheboys Comp. from Head of sixth form.........
Gavin ,
You will have heard about the disturbance in the canteen today, but just to get you up to speed,the two girls involved,Yvette and Harriet had a slanging match and then what is called a 'cat fight' all spitting and clawing .It started of course, over a boy , Yvette yelled " if you like him and his ideas so much then get a room!" Harriet responded by pulling her hair and things then escalated.Mr Corbyn ( the rather vague geography chappie) stepped forward to intervene and said some wise things about being peaceful , but Harriet screamed " butt out Grandad" and punched Yvette to the floor. Luckily, Mr Osborne the janitor had a bucket of cold water to hand and threw it over the girls, bringing things to a close and...............