Lil's Bar

Might actually take some sugar tongs,and adopt the no touch technique,just as long as I don't use 'em and the spoon for making MY tea with.
S'pose you could say I leave them stirred and not shaken

That's where I'm going wrong then, my spoon is always warm!

Ouch!!!

jeni the snapping of the plastic gloves will hopefully be a deterrent but if not am keeping a cold spoon on my person,and well aimed flick on the end of it....oh and cold hands will write your technique also in my book of things to rememberxxxx hope you feeling better todayxxxx

Nellie. A quick flick in mid shaft from I first finger and thumb can stop most male pretensions.
Agreed Pete and Gramps?

Nellie...you're priceless. Can't wait to hear about your exploits. Pete and gramps must be shivering [with expectation.] I advise them to do a few press-ups in readiness. And boys, don't forget the tartan carpet slippers and long Johns. It can be awful draughty in the games room!

Will be learning my techniques at my training tomorrow how to deal with unruly male hands and equipment (have my own ideas and methods but they not textbook) pete you have been warned

If you want me in front of you nellie I don't mind in the least....

After all I told him about hygiene ,and wearing glove

I wondered why he got those armoured gauntlets from the Museum!

That's what I was afraid of, nellie!

ana I wouldn't turn my cheeks on pete ,I would want him in front of me so I can see what he is up to...he has very unruly hands that like pinching cheeks turned against him

Hmph!

Just turn a blind eye or 'the other cheek' Ana..

Pete, I'd have you know I am a laydee first and foremost|! I certainly have no wish to see gramps flashing in the herb garden!
(or anywhere else, for that matter...)

Is that the bushel in the herb garden?
It's Saturday night...feel free to 'flash it about to all and sundry' (Gramps will be later)!
I'll get some more wood for the fire...

Well, I do like to hide my light under a bushel, Ella, I don't believe in flashing it about to all and sundry unlike some ...

I don't know about "Lil's Bar", I think it should be Lil's Bawdy House!
And as for that Ana Well! What a dark horse she's turned out to be!!

from ear to ear...

Careful Pete, soop has high standards you know! (She may let them slip a little if you are warm and gentle - and have a large bottle of her fav, tipple!!)

Soop
Oh and if you weren't spoken for I would give you summat to consider..!

Im probably a bit older than my mate Pete, therefore more experience!!

Ana Ho, ho, ho... gramps is a smooth talker. As for Pete...I'm still giving him due consideration.

gramps...

Ana is pure pleasure anyway Pete! A pleasure and a treasure!