Oh, what to win books by Mary Berry,
It's sure to make my week so merry,
Just waiting to hear word,
That I've come first, not second or third,
Sure to make me happy, so very.
But first a limerick on cake,
Or bread, scones, other things we bake,
So get comfortable, take a seat,
Put the oven on, turn up the heat,
But not too much, for Mary's sake!
So clear your throat, let out a cough,
It's finally time to Bake Off!
Turn down the heat, switch off the oven,
Carefully count your Baker's dozen,
Perfect cakes made to scoff!
(Atrocious limerick, sorry to say,
Most painful post of the day?
Hear collective groans,
Cringing and moans,
But still, the first to lead the way!)
Good Morning Monday 29th April 2024
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