Anyone fancy a flight over "PENDLE HILL" tonight? Broomsticks at the ready!

Lets have some of that eye of newt and toe of dog, eh?

Just got in from trick or treating, but will be with you in a jif. My new broomstick has a 'beam me up' button so I can get from the south coast in no time.

There you all are!
What's the gossip then? Why is everyone flying in a figure of 8 loop?
Nice b-sticks girls!

SPLAAT! Sorry I'm late. Broomstick went on wild walk fly about. Always leading me astray. Anything left in that hip flask for a wet witch?

hic............ hic.........efergy you swearing! no swar hic swear wods words allowed here hic......

>>>>>>>>> why is the "hic"..sky...spinning round..???????

ohhhhhh thers my broomsticlk......ohhhhhhhh heck! I don't remember putting it there....hic ...." SORRY officer " !! heee hee heeee hic.......

bikergran

ohh thanks Carol slurppppppp oh thats better....."wheres notsogrand" where she gone..."NOTSOGRAND" where are youuuuuuuuu I can't see you....wave you broom in the air.>>>>>>>>

bagitha come on ive saved you some come n sit down here (the police won't find us here

The police have gone to get this www.flickr.com/photos/brizzlebornandbred/2095664696/

That'll shut you lot up while I eat the treats.

Oh thanks, biker! what a fab gathering! Hello everyone, ghostly or otherwise. I could never see this hill from where I lived (and def not now at 250 miles or so away) but used to pass it often when lived in Lancs. such a landmark and so.... well.... WITCHY!

Right. Where are my bubbles to add to the pot?

Sorry I'm a bit late ...couldn't magic up all the ingrediants for my brew ...then had to swerve to miss goj ...wretched witch!!

She made my cauldron slide off the front of my broom ...so further delay to magic it all back again ...I hope you're all going to enjoy it!!

It's the 13th ingredient that makes it sooooo special!! Hee!! Hee!!

annobel's a good higland flinger, isn't she? Mind you, she's always flingin' highlands about so I suppose she's had plenty of practice

Look, I've found a picture of me and Bags. Guess which is whitch. (witch - see!)

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I forgot the link.

Bit dizzy

I know what that is jacey. evil grin. worse than this

"OFFICER, OFFICER!!! Honestly!!!! it WASN'T MEEEEEEEEE!!!! it was her!! ya the one over there with the hat!!.....nooooooo pleaseeeeeee dont' put me in the van,,, I didn't do it!! ......... "I have to go home and unlock my hubby!!... " helllllllllllp girls..............helllllllllppppppp.................
............,,,,>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>> trails of bikergrans heels..digging in ground...............>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> come and bail me out tomorrow gals....!!!!! don't forget.......and someone throw some bread through my letter box ......or hubby will go hungry....... ....... no 44 Witches Close,
Spellbound
Broomstick Island
WWX 4LB

Who put this under AIBU?

Seems reasonable enough to me at the moment. don't know about tomorrow though.

Shite! Somebody help 'er. Quick!

Sorree! Rudey word. Stress getting to me.

whoa! Where am I? (rubbing eyes). Must've dropped off. What was in that flask?
Where's biker? Locked up? Don't you know what they do to witches in these parts? Better have a whip round to bail her out... Oi, don't all look the other way!

Gotcha! biker! actually, I got the polis. Run quick! No, get on yer broomstick! And then I can let him go!

Love the picture, jings! Aren't I gorgeous?

Great tackle, bagitha. Better put a spell on that cop, girls, so that he can't remember any of this wee adventure.

Good job I'm on the wagon and have a clear head! I've just broken a couple of bits of pumpkin off and put in the exhaust of the cop-car...they wont get far with biker

Heh, heh! DD just told me two Halloweens ago her partner would insist on opening the door to trick or treaters when they didn't have any treats in the house.

So he gave them each a digestive biscuit!!!!!!

panache, or what?

That was just a by the way, by the way. Hey, what was in that flask?