Anyone fancy a flight over "PENDLE HILL" tonight? Broomsticks at the ready!

Are we going to spring Biker or bail her?

Don't be too sure about that Notso ...I saw you sipping my brew!!

Beware of that 13th ingrediant!! hee!! hee!!

Let's spring her Annobel. What can we disguise her as? If we stuck a tyre valve in the middle of her forehead and got her to act all floppy, we could say she was just a blow-up witch that we'd let down.

I thought that brew was Innocent (geddit?) Jacey ! What the blazes was the 13th ingredient?

That pumpkin in the exhaust should've stopped the cop car by now. We can form an arrowhead on our broomsticks and take Biker's one with us. Then we can swoop down on the car and grab her. Then she can shoot off and the police are going to think they've been dreaming. Who's going to believe them that they caught a real witch? They'll keep stum about it if they don't want to be a laughing stock .

Oh bother! Do you mean to say the one I caught was the wrong one! jacey that brew #¥%€ !!

Pendle Hill! One of the scenes of my misspend youth in my hiking cycling YHA days.

I'll fly over from Oz on my hoover (well, you don't expect a basic broom to make it all that way, do you?)

I think you've all just written a Gransnet Halloween story to present to Maggie Smith - copyright is going to be a nightmare

I've heard that the centrifugal bit of a Dyson helps you to cross time zones without even having to alter your watch Joan. Make sure you hang a left at the Isle of Wight though.

Zooming in...............where's the cauldron?? I've bought MORE ,
garlic, onions and frogs to add to the brew!

Zooming off.............it's a long way home. Whooooooo..........

Better get an move on Joan. Less than two hours till All Saints come marching in! Hey! it's that day already in Oz, innit?

Totally bananas! The lot of 'em!

Bananas no. Pumpkins yes. About to turn into one.

oooooooooppppppppppps sorry I think I got lost I have only just caught up with you lot think I had one too many my poor black cat fell off my broomstick half way, had to double back and get her and then I had to explain to a passing constable why I was trying to get the cat to cling on to my broomstick. It was then he breatherlised me !
Any way to cut a long story short I have got three points on my licence but if we have a good time tonight it will be worth it.
By the way looking forward to 5th of November hope we will be having fireworks ( will keep the cat indoors for that )

You are all drunk aren't you? hic ~ hee~

biker you are one crazy girl

Don't worry ...that's why the 13th ingrediant is so special!! hee!! hee!!

drunk ? hic , not at all, now which one off these three broomsticks shall I get on

Annika, you ride a broomstick in that state and it won't just be points on your licence. Jacey, does that stuff show up on a breathalyser?

Is the 13th ingredient a pinch of Resolve Jacey?

Annoble I think you are right I am begining to regret that last bottle glass of .

Nooooooo!!

Better get off now or I'll fall asleep on the broomstick. Halloween's nearly over. Has Bagitha gone to spring Biker? G'night girls.

It's OK Annobel ...that's the special 13th ingredient in my brew ...everyone will be safe tonight

Well thats another Halloween almost over I'm going to gather up my broomstick and cat and make my way home but hang on has anyone seen my glasses, oh no they didn't fall off did they when I was I trying a few twists and turns on this new broomstick off mine, thats what you get for showing off I suppose !
..... If there is anyone still there can you tell me which way is home ....

Oops sorry - I thought I'd logged on to Gransnet, but it seems I've slipped in to a parallel universe.

frogs box Mad as a of of lot the 'em.