That us GN's have missed out again!

Kateykrunch, the power is going to my head, ? and are the Haribos the Tangtastic ones? I do love those. Just had visitors for lunch and a long chat, catch up time, so am sleepy now. Dishwasher is on, so I may snooze for a while. Only wake me if it is urgently important. ????. Oh, and before I forget, do we need lie down beds for the flight? ✈️ ?

Greyduster tell your friend that the Spanish have a Foreign Legion and their hats are very fetching, as is the rest of the uniform!

Wow! I wouldn't mind a feel of his biceps trying his hat!

Auntieflo, Auntieflo.....wake up! I need that count, sharpish, come on now, chop, chop! (Yes of course they are the Tangfastic ones, I know they are your favs).
Further Roles as follows:- Cherry - Rounderupper and General DB. BLinko - Ironing (just in case I, I mean we need any doing). Bluekitchen - Sex Advise (ooooer). Trisher - Monitor. Bambam - Tutter (loud as nec). Heather - Police Negotiator. Daisydo - Planning.
Dates and times coming soon.

What, what, OK, yes, awake now and standing to attention, Kateykrunch Sir, Ma'am!! . Figures to date are 30, but that doesn't include Starbird and Katek, who haven't actually said they are coming, just that they would prefer a cruise. Lilylilo has commented, but not signed up. Apologies if the numbers are a bit hazy, my abacus beads broke and I had to resort to pen and paper.

Did you want the actual list boss?

Oh, and Greyduster, you are coming aren't you? We can't leave you behind, but with all the talk of Foreign Legions, and hats and muscles and things, and with Kateykrunch shouting at me, I'm all of a tizz wozz, so are you on the list? if so I will have to write an amended report to the boss and tell her I have mucked up the figures. She will not be amused.

Oh go on then. If you need someone to sit on top of the bus making sure that no-one smuggles any goats or chickens aboard, I'm yer gel! Run it past the boss!

Kateycrunch- I really don't think Auntieflo should be given the job of counting up. I would be much better for that job as I have a degree in counting. I also have a medal for ballroom dancing and a Czech friend who will teach us some useful swear words. My only fault is that I sometimes tell lies or exaggerate a bit. Please can I come too? If maximum capacity is 45, there are at least 11 more spaces!

Can I come please. I'm very happy taking orders as I don't like making decisions on holiday. I am a lancashire lass living in Devon so can sing Worzels songs with a Bolton accent. Can I come?

I definitely need a trip
Positives
I can deliver a baby should that be necessary
I can provide massages should they be required (but not after drinking wine i.e. Not after 11:00)
I'm struggling now - erm .... I'm quite smiley. Especially after 11:00
Negatives
I'm a bit suspicious of forrin food
I talk a lot
Can be grumpy if no wine available

After a great deal of consideration about my lack of talents I have decided you need somebody useless to make the rest of you look even better! I can be herded around easily being very enthusiastic about the scenery and the blue skies and (as I am very much a night bird) admiring the stars. I eat (and drink) anything and never argue (can't be bothered). Please may I come.

Oh! I'm thrilled to be in charge of frivolities!! LuckyFour as a local lass would you like to help me? We can inject some Northern Soul music onto the playlist. Sorting out the cocktails for arrival. Can someone let me know a date please? So excited

Delighted to be the trip medic. Did you mention 100 tubes of Voltarol, Im good at rubbing it into knees. A well known chemist has promised us a bucket full of Senna tablets so we should be able to go soon!

Can I be official diarist (is that a word?). I will keep detailed notes of what happens (for those whose memory isn't what is was - especially after the wine tasting sessions ). I promise not to post all the antics on Facebook

I'm very proud to be appointed official Rounderupperer and General Dogsbody.

Question 1. Am I completely independent when on Roundup apart from being given a list of sheep travellers to chivvy towards the sharra, or am I to be subjected to KatyK whistling at me and bellowing "come by" and such?

Question 2. As a General, should I be saluted at all times, or only when both parties are wearing hats?

I'm getting the impression that there are going to be too many 'officials' on this trip and I will just get them all confused. Can we have a proper list and badges? or I may find myself pouring out my deepest darkest secrets to sunseeker because I think she's some sort of therapist, only to find it all detailed in the book she will no doubt make millions from after the trip

?REALLY??

(Psst! sunseeker - put me down for a copy!)

Oh yes Greydustercan't you see the publicity blurb- "Grans uncensored. The true story of what happens when a group of grans are unleashed on the continent" Why else do you think sunseeker wants to be the 'diarist'? She's probably negotiating contracts already.

Trisher, there is no need to worry about Officials, there is only one person in charge and that is ME, this has been made perfectly clear since post 1!
Sunseeker - fabulous idea, you are now the official diarist - the diary will have to go thro censors though to avoid litigation, divorce or prison.
Greyduster, yes you can be the checker of things (am I not so sure you wont be a bringer of things, so really, no chickens, goats or duffle coats). Ok?
Grandma2213, you sound delightful, easy going, happy - you can come.
Caramac - baby delivering not required and your massage skills will not be needed as ITS ALL INCLUDED LUXURY, so just sit back and enjoy. Luckyfour has been seconded to Frivolities, well that was just too big a role for Mancgirl alone as there is going to be so much Frivolity. Now Auntieflo, just a quick thank you, you are doing a stirling job, take the rest of the day off and see you back in post 9 am sharp int morning.

Am thrilled to be the tour human alarm clock.Will have you all out of bed and dressed by 6 a.m. Sharp, even when no need for it,? After breakfast I shall round you all up for the coach trips with no shilly shallying, because there's always one, isn't there? Who needs the loo yet again or has left her scarf behind.

PLEASE can I have a role - I am happy to do anything. How about looking after lost property? I'll leave everywhere last and collect up all the stuff left behind - gloves, scarves, glasses, duffle coats etc. I'd be everso grateful.........!!

lemongrove if you are going to attempt to get me out of bed and dressed by 6 a.m. you had better come armed!!!

I am not a morning person, breakfast should be served no earlier than 8.30 a.m. and trips start at 10.00 a.m. As this is a luxury trip I am assuming there will be coffee delivered to our rooms at around 7.30 a.m. (preferably by a young Brad Pitt lookalike).

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