That us GN's have missed out again!

DanniRae if you are going to look after lost property, please look out for my wig and false teeth. I am always leaving them on the table when we have our meals. Just put them back in my duffle coat pocket, please! I know I am supposed to be the checker of things, but I'm sure it doesn't include my things!

OK Greyduster - no problem. But can I ask? - if you take your false teeth out how can you eat your meal?

I have the kitchen liquidise it and then suck it up through a straw. (I believe flies do the same thing). If you do the main and the dessert together, it saves time, so I won't keep the coach waiting if everyone else has finished. ?

I admit I have approached several publishers about producing a book of the trip. However I have been turned down! Vintage Books (publishers of 50 Shades of Grey) told me they thought it would be too racy for them.

I am now considering self publishing. (I am open to bribery to leave certain people out of the final copy)

Morning all. Looks like I'm late reporting for duty, sorry pardon. My excuse is that I was poorly sick over the weekend, but think I am OK now, but where was the medic when I needed her? Now that word has got around about our luxury trip, all and sundry are coming out of the woodwork to join us. I hope Kateykrunch has organised an olympic sized all singing and dancing coach with extra seats, we'll need it. AND I haven't finished restringing my abacus beads yet, the pencil needs sharpening, and the rubbers gone missing. Heavens to murgatroyd, how is a deputy boss supposed to cope with it all. I shall need my own deputy. Please form an orderly queue and don' t all rush at once, I am still a bit fragile and may well fall/ fail, under the pressure. By the way, I am so relieved that KK has said there will be no need for a midwife to deliver babies on this jolly, goodness, you had me worried for a moment Caramac.

Someone I know has said we can use his private jet. And is giving us several crates of champagne. So please may I come too? I will have to bring my stemetil in case my ears play up and I get sick, and I will have to have phone on me at all times because my daughter worries. Also will have to sort out my husbands socks before I go.

I can leave home with a moments notice - always have a bag of mini toiletries to hand. (If it's luxury though they will provide shampoo shower gel etc won't they?) Happy to follow orders from others as long as its not early mornings, so with Sunseeker on that one. PLEASE make it soon, got the winter blues coming on already (had them all year really) Just got to count out my tablets (that should only take about an hour) then I'm ready to rumble.

I'm worried now. I don't want to be woken at 6am by lemongrove but if the Brad Pitt lookalike is arriving with my breakfast at 7.30am as sunseeker has promised I'm going to need that long to make myself presentable before he arrives.

Take the day off Auntieflo and get yersen fully better.
I have already sold the film and book rights!
We have a fleet of luxury coaches so no problems on numbers.
The private jet offer is kind and will be useful for stragglers.
Please note breakfast is served between 6.30 and 10.30.
Trips are staggered times just join what and when you want
Luxury toiletries are provided.
Someone offered to take photographs which is good, because I have also arranged a Calendar shoot, it will be in very good taste!
New role - Danni will deal with all lost prioerty.
Now Trish, you are concerned that there are too many officials, I dont know how you arrive at this as THERE IS JUST ME with Auntiflo my deputy.
Last date for enteries is Thursday 28th September at 2.00pm. Itinary will follow on Friday, check your passports, insurance covered. For the doubters out there, please see the thread where the Media person is looking for GN's and mine and Christines responses, if a few more say the same, we could make this happen!!! Lol

Ooh! Kateykrunch I am impressed you really do organise when you get started don't you! I am completely reassured. Make way Thomas Cook and Saga Kateykrunch Tours are taking over.

Auntieflo sorry you were not well over the weekend my receptionist must have forgotten to give me the message. I was a bit sore myself as I fell off my 6 year old grandson's scooter on Saturday. I have applied arnica and am feeling a bit better today. Sadly, Mr P has banned further scooting as he can't stand the excitement. I have stocked up on plasters and bandages and bought one of those new fangled thermometers like they have at the doctors. Now ready for the off at any time

OMG! I don't have a passport! Is there some way I can be smuggled through customs disguised as an old bag a piece of Louis Vuitton?

Thank you Kateykrunch and Pinkpeony, I am feeling a lot less queasy today. PP sorry about your sore knee ?, but I admire the spirit, I quite fancy one of those big scooters that Kirsty Allsopp used to sail around on.

Glad I am in charge of lost property - thank you KK! I am ready and waiting to go.................Just say the word!!

You haven't said if I can come too. If I promise to leave the counting to Auntieflo, pleeeeaaaase can I come?

Hi Kateykrunch would love to join you all if OK. Can sympathize with pp sore knee had one recently as well sounds great!

Do you think we could crowd fund this? It would make brilliant viewing. This is series one.

Loopyloo, good idea. I've got a little money box with coppers and sixpences 5p's in there, that could be a start.

I'll have a feel down the back of the sofa! That should be good for a couple of quid!

I found a £1 in the pocket of my winter coat yesterday, I can donate that. Sadly it wasn't just the knee, I fell completely flat on my face, stretched full length, on the pavement outside my grandson's house. It's getting better now thank you for your concern Auntieflo and Creativness. The scab is just about to drop off my chin and bruises on hands, arms and knees are a lovely mix of yellow and purple.

Because you had a horrible accident pinkpeony I think you should keep the £1 and treat yourself!
I hope you feel better soon and I am sending you some

Just wondered how the crowd funding is going. Over the weekend, we added, don't all faint now, 2 x 5p pieces and a couple of coppers to the money box.

I had a pound..... but then I got a conscience and put it back in GS's money box !

Autieflo, along with your many tasks in helping me, do pop along and sort out the bank account, I will be sending all the cash bribes and donations across forthwith, less 'our' expenses of course (I never expected it to cost such a lot in expences, did you?). I really enjoyed our taster weekend in Prague, did you? The book advance will come in handy for our next taster trip. Dear GN's, rest assured, me and Af are getting this trip well and truley organised, dates will follow shortly as we are currenlty having to rearrange flights due to the Monarch and Ryanair debarkle (I know, we said private jets, but come on get real)......more to follow?

Kateykrunch, are you sure you have all the receipts, I can't make the accounts balance if you have lost so much as one ice-cream receipt.