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2hrs of Sex!!!!!!( lighthearted)

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Bridgeit Thu 04-Jul-19 16:07:39

Apparently there is a new potion available for men ,which allegedly works for 2hours .....2hrs, what wrong with 2mins??

Callistemon Fri 05-Jul-19 14:57:21

Pittcitty
that just about sums it up grin

Catlover123 Fri 05-Jul-19 15:07:11

wonderful, just laughed out loud, wish there was a 'like' emoji button on Gransnet!

lindiann Fri 05-Jul-19 15:24:13

Mcrc I read that as sex on the side lol!!!

blondenana Fri 05-Jul-19 15:41:41

Merc yes i would if i had the chance, manless at the moment, and probably older than most of you
Why do young people think it is only them who are entitled to sex,

icanhandthemback Fri 05-Jul-19 15:59:07

blondenana, you can have my share!

2 hours? I'd be leaving home shockgrin





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icanhandthemback Fri 05-Jul-19 15:59:37

Not sure where that 8 came from! confused

H1954 Fri 05-Jul-19 16:34:45

Two hours of life that we will never see again! Who will do the ironing??????? Lol
I'm loving this, do keep it going!

Badnan Fri 05-Jul-19 16:57:28

A chance of even two minutes would be fine. smile

Barmeyoldbat Fri 05-Jul-19 17:22:50

By the time my husband has got upstairs to the bedroom he has forgotten why he came upstairs. How many calories would 2 hours use up.

Annaram1 Fri 05-Jul-19 17:31:37

Atalya, contact Bridgeit to get the name of this potion and how to get it.

I don't think any of us wants 2 hours of huffing and puffing.

Maybelle Fri 05-Jul-19 17:39:08

Wow, that's a whole years worth in one go !
Can I bring my knitting

Sulis Fri 05-Jul-19 17:40:35

Hey girls! Buy a vibrator, and read 50 Shades of Grey at the same time! Who needs a bloke? grin

MissAdventure Fri 05-Jul-19 17:41:53

How do you hold the book still? wink

Terri823 Fri 05-Jul-19 18:24:22

Miss Adventure this is what audio books are for grin

MissAdventure Fri 05-Jul-19 19:02:35

Aural sex? blush

sassenach512 Fri 05-Jul-19 19:10:33

" just pull my nightie down when you're finished love zzzzzz "

Evie64 Fri 05-Jul-19 19:10:51

BBevan, the next day? I think you mean the next week! Ouch!

sodapop Fri 05-Jul-19 19:28:56

MissA grin good to see you back on form

50 shades was so badly written it would put me right off.

Sara65 Fri 05-Jul-19 19:31:29

Sodapop

Haven’t read it, do you reckon you could make it last two hours if necessary?

Coolgran65 Fri 05-Jul-19 19:54:54

I read 50 Shades thinking I might learn something......

Well, I did get my eyes opened, but think I'll give what I learned a miss !!

BBbevan Fri 05-Jul-19 20:33:32

Evie64 horse riding might be out for a year. !!!!

glammagran Fri 05-Jul-19 21:11:12

I managed 2 chapters of Fifty Shades before it was thrown in the bin. Because the writing was simply dire.

win Fri 05-Jul-19 21:21:13

What is this position for goodness sake I need to know!!

sodapop Fri 05-Jul-19 21:26:40

Sara65 what glammagran said, so right.

sodapop Fri 05-Jul-19 21:28:27

win the poster said 'potion' not 'position'