2hrs of Sex!!!!!!( lighthearted)

My last Post was to Atalaya

I telephoned to book a massage the receptionist said “ would you like to book one hour with a male masseur or two hours for a lady masseuses. Both cost £40”
I asked why did the lady take two hours. She replied “oh she just enjoys her job and only does ladies”

Exactly what I was thinking!

driverann the mind boggles

I have been celibate for last 6 1/2 years since DH died, sex had almost ceased for the previous couple of years but he had bouts of depression. Previously our sex life was brilliant but he would still kiss & cuddle. I do miss the cuddles most of all, I couldn't live with a man who was totally hands off particularly after a long relationship/marriage

I too read "position" , don't think I'm up for a marathon, in my younger days yes but not now, don't think the joints would play nicely

Oh girls.....your comments have made me laugh out loud this morning, just wonderful and so close to home! Thank you for lifting my spirits to a new level!!!!!

Ouch !

OMG I also read "position" what is wrong with me?

Doodle and annsixty your replies in particular had me laughing out loud. So many funny comments girls ?.
I too read it as 'position' and was about to go online to look one up that could explain it.

You could always tell them to go along and start without you and you’ll join them for the last 2 minutes

Only just on the first circuit after 2 hrs...???

Doodle you gave me the first proper laugh all day

I too read it as 'position'. How weird

Amazed and depressed by all the ladies in their 60’s who want sex.
I’m 53 and have been married for 22 years - was hoping it would stop soon.
I like a cuddle but ‘rutting’ bring on his impotence - I’d be thrilled. I really cannot be bothered - it’s my weekly chore, like the ironing.
We’re happy and have a good life but sex? No, I have 4 kids - just not interested. It’s the main thing we argue over and then he sulks because I never want sec.
Impotence? Bring it on.

This has made me chuckle reading your comments, perhaps they meant a potion to make them dream they can have sex for two hours, as they say " In your dreams "...... does it give energy and pain free joints with the potion.

Tigertooth

That made me laugh! It does become rather tedious doesn’t it? And the thought of two hours! No thanks!

Antalya, ditto for me. I’m late sixties, husband early sixties, been married only 12 years. Love him to bits but he told me about a year ago he no longer wanted to make love. His reasons were he was ‘getting on’ in years and had never been much of a sexual person even as a youngster. I’m devastated to have been forced into celibacy as I’ve always enjoyed sex and as far as I’m concerned he’s been a great lover even though he has had his difficulties. I just can’t seem to come to terms with it as I still fancy him like crazy.
He won’t talk about it. In every other respect he’s a great husband. He went to the doctors just before he told me he no longer wanted intimacy and was given Viagra, but he doesn’t want to use it as he’s not interested.
So, to the OP regarding a magic potion, you can lead a horse, etc! I’d be grateful for two minutes! Thanks for reading as I have no one to talk to about my situation.

Hotmama, big hugs & sorry to read of your situation.
Perhaps as a last ditch to get him talking ask him how would he feel & what would he do if the roles were reversed & he was keen & you didn’t want to know. Big hugs

Yaaaaaaaaaawn??

It seems to me that there are lot of unequal expectations out there, maybe a bit of husband swapping is the answer.

Good idea , can we just do it online though, less effort required ?

does anyone enjoy sex on this site? I do, lol.

I too read position!

Marc. Yes I do very much being bisexual I have a choice and very much enjoy the times with each. Enjoy while one can. It’s no wonder so many men wander to pastures new to light their fire when the fire at home has gone out and no chance to rekindle.

Sara and Bridgeit