I tell them that I am a humanist and that I reject their religion in its entirety. This usually leaves them too gobsmacked to have any meaningful retort.
I think this works better than telling them you are an atheist. They regard an atheist as someone who just hasn’t found the right religion yet and are therefore ripe to be converted - humanists have found their “niche” and are much less likely to convert.
NEVER EVER HAVE I - Game 2 (Alphabetical)
July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)
apple trees not flowering this year. Anyone else?