I seem to have missed all the fun last night, is it too late to make a bid to be part of the Royal Gran Clan?
Failing that, the GN Mafia or the one just proposed by Nell will do.....as long as I am the Boss.?
I already have one pj leg shorter than the other ( due to my dodgy talents in hemming) so will have no need to roll one up, and I can do any amount of unusual handshakes and contorted positions?
If admitted to the Royal Gran Clan I insist on having the diamond and emerald tiara I have my eye on, and if thwarted will ‘thcream and thcream and thcream’ ( yes, my name is Violet Elizabeth Meghan Lemongrove.)