Naughty knitting (⚠ not for the easily shocked)

I can't see it going on sale anywhere, Billybob so you wouldn't be able to buy it. I wouldn't knit it either (too fiddly and in fine wool) or pay anyone the high price they would ask for it handmade in small numbers (sales numbers, not sizes)

I'm Scottish too and from a family of pipers.
The knitted Kama Sutra might just be a step too far!

Well I wouldnt buy it let alone knit it.

Let me jump back in and say I’m a proud Scot. I just said it for a laugh, no offence intended!

Further pics on request

There is also this ... (knitters are naughty!)

Anytime now.....an offended Scottish poster, complaining that
Kilt wearing is being made fun of.

Grannynannywanny

annsixty. DD2 and SiL In Australia would find this hilarious but certainly not to anyone who may be offended.

Witzend after reading your comment about the meat and potato ratio I think I’ve worked out which Scottish clan. 1/4lb is definitely a McDonald?

I think the kilt needs to be wee bit longer.
Who would you give it to?

I may just try to copy it from the waist down Elegran ?. Size 2/3mm needles?

I should have said that I found the pics on Twitter. Apparently the piper is being sold in aid of Macmillan cancer fund. No pattern Elegran. Sorry. You'll just have to work it out for yourself!

Is there a link for a pattern?

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Veery good ?

I wonder if Selfridges will stock them for tourists?

Admit it Jane you are the naughty knitter! ?

Fabulous. ??

This is brilliant! Love it.

?? Still, they’re supposed to go commando under the kilt, aren’t they?
I’m a mite worried about an apparent size discrepancy though - rather more meat than potatoes?