Scarecrow festival - ideas?

Probably not appropriate but in an episode of Jonathan Creek there was a scarecrow festival in the village and someone had rigged up a hosepipe so it looked like the male scarecrow was having a pee. Would certainly be a talking point !

I’m a floppy floppy scarecrow
With a floppy floppy hat etc

Oh, Blossoming

‘Probably best to leave off The Grand Old Duke of York’ - that really made me laugh out loud!

Children's dressing up costumes make good scarecrows.
Spiderman hanging from tree was in our last years show.

One of the winners was actually having work done on their house and had scaffolding up.

So they did 2 workmen up on the scaffolding, both in high viz jackets.
The one facing towards house had a builders bum .

Incy Wincy Spider.

Probably to leave off the Grand Old Duke of York at the mo…

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Humpty dumpty or Little bo peep?

Here are 2 others

someone did the wizard of oz by us last year it was quite frankly fabulous

Could you do half a scarecrow in a puddle, painted or otherwise...Dr Foster went to Gloucester

Aunt Sally

Bo Peep? Bonnet and pinafore to make it obvious who she is, and 3 fluffy somethings for the sheep?

Deedle deedle dumpling my son John went to bed with his trousers on
One shoe off and one shoe on
Deedle deedle dumpling my son John.

Jack Sprat and his wife.

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasnt there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh how I wish he’d go away.

You’d only need a ladder?

How about a flowerpot scarecrow, if you google with those words lots of ideas come up. I liked this one.

Little Boy Blue? If you can borrow a straw/hay bale, then just need jeans and a blue shirt.
Scarecrow festivals are great fun!

How about doing Miss Muffet with a spider next to her?

There are lots of tutorials on youtube for making scarecrows.

Just that I thought nobody really knows what miss Muffet looks like, so a female face and hair plus the spider could work?