How many Grandads do we have?

I think nellie may have competition in the form of the pub landlady, soop! That Pete's a bit of a dark horse on the quiet....

Anagram...nellie will put Pete in solitary confinement when she gets wind of a rival...

And keeps his 'pistol' polished and presumably loaded? I trust he has a licence for it?

A licence to thrill...?

I hope he keeps his pistol in its holster! Could give nellie a nasty shock!

Yes - especially if it goes off at half-cock...

Ladies, ladies! I think a little more decorum or we'll have GNHQ breathing down our necks!
We might also be deleted on grounds of sexism!

titter!

.....or hoisted by his own petard

Has he got one? Pete do you have one?

jeni do you mean a petard...don't think so and certainly wouldn't fancy being hoisted by it grannylin !! Could be nasty...Must remember not to mention my pistol on here again....

What else would I mean?

Well the landlady who happens to be none other than my sister Lilo Lil...so I knew all about the shenanigans and the lock in,she said pete had been extremely boastful of his pistol,and would be extremely surprised if it was powerful enough to fire anything but blanks.
I do think my privates should be more choosy where they display and discharge their weapons....where is pte Gramps is he in the latrines again,,or attempting to raise the flagpole and fly the flag....The plot thickens

I hope gramps isn't trying to raise the flagpole in the latrines!

My friend George says that is not a good idea....he was arrested for that

"A titter ran through the audience". Could this be the same incident?

soop mentioned it earlier!

Handling swollen goods ?

Mumps?

gramps is fine and dandy after flying the flag and having a kip...least that what the text he sent looked like Too wet for manouvers tonight so I said I will meet him at Lilo Lils for a game of pool later. No firearms only cues *nellie welcome up till closing time.....private party after time......

Don't think so....testes said so.....

You can't trust those testes, nellie

Spoke to Lil this morning...now as you know am not one to gossip,she sad that she had the silly ole buggers chaps from the night before.....you'll never guess what they did....come closer I have to whisper.....