How many Grandads do we have?

pete

Would never approach a lady from behind nelliedeane....I have buckets full of banter, half bottle of wine and cadbury flakes.....Donald can rest assured that his backside will not be threatened in any way...unless he sits on the bonio:0

Asbestos gloves might be a good idea. ....Pete if approaching do so from the front...not the rear....come bearing wine and chocolate and bonio ....and your bus fare home....and a good supply of banter.
Donald as I prefer to call him is a peaceable mutt unless his backside is threatened....extreme fear produces toxic emissions from him and he is likely to combust again,it has cost a fortune in vets bills to heal his rift....will now post a likeness of Donald cooling his bum on the grass...see below

&.....do you get it will do again & ......

jeni

Pete ...any uniform will be enough to have nellie all of a dither. May I suggest that you approach her with utmost caution. As for her dog Donald Duncan...! He's another story!

Blimey, gramps, you're going back a bit, aren't you? Don't think grumpy's posted for ages. But he might look in!

Hi there grumpy gramps,
Are you by any remote chance, The "GG", my good friend from Bonny Scotland. Does PDJ mean anything to you?

My apologies if you are not he!

Be careful! She has a dog/cat Duncan. He's a sheep rustler.
He is also accident prone, has a tendency to get his bottom singed!
(we never got to the bottom of 'who did it?)

soop see what you mean! I think there harmless, mad as hatters, but harmless...Must see if I've a RSPCA uniform hanging around....after the football tho (grin)

Pete...you see what I mean!!! That nellie is a "tinker boots!"

Hide Donald quick

Yes hope he isnt RSPCA....

nellie who pete

Does he wear a uniform

Hi glassortwo and soop thanks I'll tread carefully for a while then!

Pete...welcome Watch this lot! They can be right little tearaways...especially that lovely lass, nellie

Did somebody say party can I be bungo as I can be bossy when I want to be
Hello Peter welcome to Gransnet

Thank you Jeni and Nelliedeane for your welcome!

Have been out for an early morning forage on the common this morning,and you'll never guess who I saw leaving the womble hole of ORINOKO womble,not that I am one to gossip......

Amazing how topics change by each message ! Great stuff lol.

I'm Mrs Tobermory!

I will be Madame Jolie,do you think sir cliff will be in the audience in case it rains.
Under ground over ground woMbling free
The wombles of wimbledon common are we....la di da

Do you really think Wimbledon can cope with us? What would the dress?
Wombles? If so I'm Madame Bulgaria!

Oh is peter new hi Peter and welcome...did someone say party