How many Grandads do we have?

I'll post one of my derriere!

Anagram...there is nothing wrong with XXX-large Sloggis. I always buy three sizes larger so that I can fool myself into believing that I'm losing tummy blubber. To be honest, I did think that you were the character, Ana. I thought to myself, cor, hasn't Anagram got a super imagination. That naughty Nellie really should write a book. She has a razor sharp wit.

soop - are you saying that you thought all those shenanigans were autobiographical?
Mr A would be surprised...

Weren't they?

No. Beige doesn't do it for me!

I'm beginning to think your pub (can't recall the name) is far too racy for an innocent like me .. not sure if I'll ever get used to watching Lil squeeze a lemon into to my G&T without my eyes watering!! .. or would I be best to make the DOG & FLANNEL round the corner my local?

The pub was in darkness tonight....

It seems that Lil's pub has been closed down as it was being run as a "disorderly establishment"......just a pity some people can't keep their noses out.

Nellie has been responsible for making my sides ache with laughter. There is not a grain of malice in her. Please come back to us.

still

gramps Lil emailed me and, cut a long one short, I've found myself, via the toilet window, back in the pub ! Plenty of beer left...pool table on free-vend..So get your backside down here !! Don't forget to knock 3 times or twice on the pipe and I'll open the side door.!!

Pete

Thanks Pete! c You are a treasure. Cant get away tonight - Wifey wants me no, not like that! See you in Nells. So pleased she is back!

Gramps and Pete Lil's new bar is a real treat - and the welcome you get from Nellie makes you want to linga longa.

soop Nellie/Lil is still awol at the moment..... but the bar is open for regulars such as your good self

nellie is BACK!
Get down to Lil's bar, Pete!

It all happening...and the neighbours are not well pleased with all the noise.

Ask them in for a drink!

I overheard one chap say to another...it's a private do and they all appear to trouble makers. I ask you...^us lot^ trouble makers! Give us a break, PULEESE!

Now we know where Pete is, why don't you join us all at Lil's? Littlenellie's is back and giving us all free drinks!

Cheers MaggieP

Team GB (apart from football) Well Done

wish I new exactly where lil's is as it seems a barrel of fun there folks....enjoy

dogs4me lil's is our virtual local hostelery where we go for a "few" glasse's of refreshment of the alcoholic kind,we can drop in and out as we like and have a good time,there are quite a few regular's so pop along and enjoy the fun.