How many Grandads do we have?

Should be ONAN!

He might mean hang gliding jeni if not must be down to gramps ointment....wonder if he is a friend of *gramps [ grin]

Oh! It's a typo is it? I thought it was reference to the sin of Oman(sp)

jeni don't be shocked, he is not best at spelling!!!

HAND GLIDING[shocked]

Yes it's true there are a few 'granddads' on here but if they are all like myself it is a question of finding the time between rock climbing, hand gliding and body building as to when to address the world problems on gransnet.

So long as that's all she turns!

syberia ...Naughty nellie needs all the men she can get. Beware! She'll turn his head.

Have just spoken to Mr. Syberia. He may join............don't know if he will call himself Mr. Syberia though!!!

If in need of a broad, cheeky I cannot do better than read about the latest hankipankies at Lil's. Nellie you should be a copywriter. You're such fun.

jeni our Lil has always been a lady of effluence,and she can put it on her roses around the outside lav.

gramps Lil says your friend got his just desserts....in future keep his desserts to himself...

I used to like spotted dick with custard,but a bloke I knew , had a spotted dick with ointment, So I guess that's not the same thing? (confused]
Ask Lil.She may,kmow!

Manure?

Definitely something hot and steaming jeni ...

Not roly poly?

Spotted Dick with custard is my favourite.....I am afraid I don't know Lils choice of desert but would think it would be something along those lines.....

nellie your always welcome to visit...in fact Lils on her way, with a few roast dinners (with afters), as we speak. anagram miscreants maybe...but not elderly !! gramps is 'mature and I'm still a young buck

Oh, good - I was a bit concerned about their tiny stipends!

Lils pub * mooning on the square*I believe is affiliated to the shed and as you quite rightly say the licencees are GNHQ but they they leave the hiring and firing to Lil and her choice of brewery hence the real ales that she sells.
members of the clergy frequent her establishment which is honoured in her choice of ale as she is closely intimate with a lot of their members...
She makes their stipends stretch a lot more..as a result the clergy are able to spread themselves a lot more freely around the parish and give of themselves wholeheartedly and without prejudice or discrimination..although uptake at the special clinic has increased significantly.......

Not after 1 sept this year they don't. And anyway you can evict them with a court order. I think the bill was passed in may this year.

I think 'squatters' rights' must still exist, jeni - you still can't get them out of your home if they move in!

Ah! But to claim 'squatters rights'( which I don't think exist anymore) they have to claim title to the land with land registry.
I do wonder how the civil servants at the land registry would feel about granting title to virtual land?

Actually pete shed delivery service translates as meals on wheels

Do bailiffs wear uniforms [hmmm]

Oops! A couple too many there!