Good morning all.
I had an unfortunate incident with a wheelie bin last night, and now have a very painful bruised shin. I can't get to anywhere other than the village shop, so any suggestions as to what I can do?
It's so sore that when Maurice brushed against it I nearly jumped through the ceiling!
Should the NHS charge for such things?
Expensive free range chicken was tasteless!


. The moral of this tale being take it more seriously than I did as that part of the body doesn't heal itself too well.
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treat like with like eh?