It could have been worse - you could have dreamed you were the horse.
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His team reckons that Russian women can't get enough of him and they've run out of autographed photos due to huge demand.
Dastardly labour MPs have accused him of exaggerating his pulling prowess.
Eric
oh feetlebaum 
feetle 
Poor absent will have night terrors at that thought!
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