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Riverwalk Tue 17-Feb-15 19:55:26

As a mother of two sons, gran to a boy and a girl and a still-practising nurse I can't believe that I have to ask this but, to cut to the chase, when with your GD how do you refer to her genitals?

I have GD(5) staying with me for half-term - at bath-time I was helping her to dry and and asked if she'd done her 'privates' properly - yes grandma, I've done my 'bits'.

It was so simple with boys and I was always precise ..... it was a penis.

Mothers of girls please advise!

Riverwalk Wed 18-Feb-15 09:56:59

Pamela! Mishap grin

Anne58 Wed 18-Feb-15 10:10:57

I did know one family where the boys had a Willy and the girls had a Wilma!

Galen Wed 18-Feb-15 10:42:59

Almost as bad as the friend who referred to my goldfish Lysistrata as Clitorisshock

Agus Wed 18-Feb-15 10:45:09

My Aunt told my cousins they were called Robin/Betsy!! Other family members have all agreed when introduced to someone called Robin, we immediately think of their willies grin

BTW. fou fou is French for crazy, a bit nutty! grin

AlieOxon Wed 18-Feb-15 11:08:54

Galen grin

Anya Wed 18-Feb-15 11:26:55

Slightly off thread, but Agus jogged a memory. I once taught a boy called Robin Banks. I mean, who'd do that to a child?

Anya Wed 18-Feb-15 11:28:07

Galen you had a goldfish called Lysistrata grin ?

CariGransnet (GNHQ) Wed 18-Feb-15 11:32:51

DD's chums (all 6 or 7) seem to use "nunnie" It may be a London thing as most of their mums have always used this too whereas in Manchester none of us did (front bottoms up there!)

My sil grew up with 'fanfare' which is my absolute favourite of all time

Iam64 Wed 18-Feb-15 12:42:52

That's exactly right whenim64, the draw round me body always got participants talking about the consent issues around our bodies. I can't remember a course when a new name for male and female bits wasn't learned (by the tutors anyway). Mum was a Manchester lass and we always had front and back bottoms.

Agus Wed 18-Feb-15 12:49:05

What a dreadful thing to do to a child Anya. Your immediate connection will of course be, robbing banks mine, on the other hand......blush

Lona Wed 18-Feb-15 13:03:49

My littlest calls hers, her flower, and my other dgds used to use 'precious' when they were little.
When I was small it was 'tuppence' or as my mum used to say "keep yer'and on yer 'appenny'!

Anne58 Wed 18-Feb-15 13:05:01

Cari , puts a whole new light on Morris dancers, jingling their bells and whacking their sticks as they sing "with a hey nunnie no" grin

(yes, I know it's probably "nonnie" in those old folk songs............)

Ana Wed 18-Feb-15 13:14:27

Sarah Millican says 'nunnie'. It must be a Geordie thing as well as a London one!

rubysong Wed 18-Feb-15 13:15:54

When DGD was a baby her mother referred to her 'lady parts'. Don't know if that is still the phrase used.

yogagran Wed 18-Feb-15 13:25:21

This reminds me of a time hundreds of years ago when my two DC were in the bath together. My DS (age probably around 4) looked at his younger sister and asked why she looked different to him. A brief explanation followed then he said "so she's just the same as me, just inside out"

BTW it's "bits" in our family too

rubylady Wed 18-Feb-15 16:31:33

It was always "nellie" when I was growing up. confused

janeainsworth Wed 18-Feb-15 17:48:39

Ruby perhaps that's where the phrase 'not on your nellie' comes from. Never thought of that.

Also presumably deflowering a young girl derives from some people referring to their bits as their flower.... never heard of that either.

We always just refer to our bottoms!

gillybob Thu 19-Feb-15 12:05:44

I remember an old work colleague saying that she was in so much of a rush one morning that she could only manage a quick of wash of the 3 F's. I admit to having to think about it ! shock

Margsus Thu 19-Feb-15 12:20:06

Always been a nunnie (noonie?) in our familu

Margsus Thu 19-Feb-15 12:20:30

Family!!

Ana Thu 19-Feb-15 12:20:53

You mean she didn't wash under her arms?? shock

glammanana Thu 19-Feb-15 12:27:55

DGD (12) refers to her "girly bits" whilst DGS (11) has always referred to his "trollies" we have no idea where he got it from confused

gillybob Thu 19-Feb-15 12:29:50

Apparently not Ana Bl**dy scruff ! grin

janeainsworth Thu 19-Feb-15 12:30:14

I thought trollies were knickers Glamma!

gillybob Thu 19-Feb-15 12:49:54

Me too janeainsworth (as in caught with his trollies 'round his ankles).

BTW my youngest DGD refers to her little brothers undies as his underknickerpants smile