If you've had a bad day......

Do you think that 3 (or possibly more, depending how things go) glasses of Cava, a Magnum Double Caramel and a sort of mock salad Nicoise (just the Romaine lettuce, tomato, a tiny bit of tuna {yes, the pathetic bit in the bottom of the bowl that your husband left as an excuse for actually declaring the bowl empty & washing it up!} plus a few olives, well, actually quite a lot of olives, an anchovy or two, no cooked new potatoes because they had started to look less than appetising, ditto the cooked french beans, but including the perfectly hard boiled egg, well, it was perfectly hard boiled on Friday, has been in the fridge ever since) with some sliced tomato and of course a splosh of french dressing, would be considered an acceptable supper?

Or might it contravene some EU Law with regard to the wine/ice cream/ healthy food balance?

It is not actually too late to comment on this, because as yet I haven't eaten either the salad or the Magnum, I was waiting for advice!