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Morgana Tue 31-Jan-17 16:06:08

My D D is wondering what names to use with her D D for her 'bits' . The proper anatomical names seem a bit much for a 2 year old. I know it sounds ridiculous but we can t remember what words we used to use. Any suggestions?

Bellasnana Wed 01-Feb-17 16:50:17

DGD calls it her coochee. We've had this topic before.

Penstemmon Wed 01-Feb-17 16:52:58

My DDs used vulva and penis as children. DGC all know the corret terms but adjust terminology when with friends!

However , on holiday on Mudeford beach DD1, in her shrill little 3 yr old voice shouted with excitement as we were collecting pebbles, 'Mummy this one is just like a penis' .. it was an approximation of the male member with testicles!

I have no idea what my parents told me..if anything! I remember the song, 'Keep you hand on your ha'penny' though!

pollyperkins Wed 01-Feb-17 16:57:08

I agree Anna - vagina is the wrong term to use for external organs. If anything is correct it is vulva. But I and my DD always said front bottom!!!
My DGD at about 3, when in the bath with her brother once explained to me that boys have willies but girls have holes. My DiL was horrified and told me she hadn't taught her thet, shed just worked it out I think (ie where the wee comes from - not referring to the vagina!)

Elrel Wed 01-Feb-17 16:57:36

Marydoll, well, yes, close call!

pollyperkins Wed 01-Feb-17 16:59:17

I actually thought it better at around 2 years to have an original name for the willie as my son was inclined to ask all sorts of random people if thy had one - jus out of interest.

Izabella Wed 01-Feb-17 17:32:10

Being around animals all the time we were used to the correct anatomical names and thought other children were silly using made up names (no offence it's just how we were brought up). Gestation, pregnancy and deliveries in the night in barns or the fields were normal things.

Nanna58 Wed 01-Feb-17 17:37:11

Am henceforth going to refer to my 'bits' as my 5.3, as that is the size of the ring pessary providing the scaffolding after my recent prolapse!

Marianne1953 Wed 01-Feb-17 18:39:45

My children have always been told the correct names and I do the same with my Grandson. You wouldn't call a leg or an arm by a different name, why call a vagina or a penis something different.

Ana Wed 01-Feb-17 18:48:30

But vagina isn't correct either, if you're referring to what children can see when they look at themselves!

icanhandthemback Wed 01-Feb-17 18:54:55

It's always been a winkle and a willy in this house.

Rowantree Wed 01-Feb-17 19:02:26

Chilren of a friend of mine referred to their genitals as 'my linky' which makes some kind of sense...

My DDs learned the proper words (though yes, admittedly it should have been 'vulva' and not 'vagina' - ) but that did lead to some embarrassing situations ....DD1, in the queue in Boots: 'MUMMY! My vagina itches!' and DD2 announcing on a bus journey that the rumbling bus engine made hers tickle.

One friend refers to 'down there'; my daughter's surgeon, a Lt-Col in the army, referred to 'your undercarriage' and I use 'fanny', 'miffy', 'lady garden' or whichever term I find most amusing in the circumstances!

Peaseblossom Wed 01-Feb-17 19:24:43

Snowdrop gringringrin I agree!

phoenix Wed 01-Feb-17 19:28:00

If boys have a Willy, should girls have a Wilma?

MissAdventure Wed 01-Feb-17 19:38:08

Ha! grin That made me laugh, thanks! grin

Diddy1 Wed 01-Feb-17 20:12:57

Oh I cant remember what we called it, I kind of remember someone saying down below, but I havnt a clue what I called it or what my Daughter called it either.

harrysgran Wed 01-Feb-17 20:51:10

Foof or down below were the names my daughters used my friends daughter always said Mary Mary as she said it was her lady garden.

Lilylilo Wed 01-Feb-17 21:02:52

Fanny and Willy - lovely couple!

GG22 Wed 01-Feb-17 22:03:33

when my daughter was small I told her it was a vagina (it was a long time ago) and she, being 2, made that Dinah. The mortification of the next few weeks when she became obsessed with the question "does that lady have a hairy Dinah?" of all women she saw - oh dear, I still blush.

5 year old DGS on the other hand, recently (at dinner, quite unabashedly) told my husband "I am being bothered by my penis. A lot. Does it happen to you?" Luckily DH rose to the occasion (pardon the pun!) grin

stillaliveandkicking Wed 01-Feb-17 22:19:07

winky and noon in mine.

Sillynanny65 Wed 01-Feb-17 23:32:51

When my 2 daughters were young we always referred to 'Mary' that's what my mum said to me. My granddaughter now saids Mary, but my 5 yr old grandson refers to his 'peanuts' a name he has picked up from the older. Lays at school.

Sillynanny65 Wed 01-Feb-17 23:35:51

Should have written older boys at school. They do know the proper names they just think it's funny using alternative names.

wellingtonpie Thu 02-Feb-17 05:47:57

Foof and willy in ours.

absent Thu 02-Feb-17 06:20:26

I dislike nu-nu, waddle, tinkle, fairy or starburst almost as much as I dislike cunt. Shall we teach our little girls (and boys) to call their livers Oliver and their hearts Gladys? It's a part of the body – and, yes, we all know that little boys discover and regard their penises as if they are some sort of treasure from quite early on – but it is a good idea to be pretty brisk about the damn thing – at least until some adult woman regards it as exciting when he is adult too.

Rinouchka Thu 02-Feb-17 07:01:38

Agree, absent.

deedee6262 Thu 02-Feb-17 08:09:03

My dgd's call it their "ladybits" too