What should I do with these potatoes?

Phoenix you are having a bad time!

First the cling film gets you all unwrapped, now you're asking for help with potatoes! Are you losing it, girl?

Here are a few suggestions:

**Shove one into the vehicle exhaust pipe of anyone you particularly want to delay - and irritate the hell out of.

**Load them into a slingshot and fire at the evil magpies, parking meter attendants or stray cats which menace your own dear pussy willums.

**Secret one carefully in aany public building in a place no one can find and then wait to hear the complaints about the smell. Charge a lot for solving the problem.

**Shove them down your bra - much cheaper than a silicone implant.

** Carve them into fantastic shapes and sell the on eBay as "unique eco-friendly art work".

** Dip them in resin and use them as door stops.

** This is really outlandish but well worth a thought. Fry them up with an egg for a wonderful breakfast.

No problem use them when you want to they aren’t going to go off ?

Riverwalk, no, not guilty of any form of potato abuse!

I have been told that I make a pretty good potato salad, but as I think it is absolutely bleurgh, and the only other person currently in the house is Mr P, he would either have to bathe in it or eat it for a week...........

Mossfarr new potatoes don't make good mash!

Callistemon I think I will give your suggestion a try, there is room in the fridge, so I will change the water, bung the pan in the fridge and take it from there!

Thanks to all who replied.

Am I missing something here Phoenix - why would you need to waste them?

Either cook, cool and put in the fridge until Tuesday or just rinse, pat dry and put in fridge until Tuesday.

Or have you done something else to them that you can't admit to

Or a garlicky oil and vinegar mix on the cooked potatoes.

Callistemon is right, cook them now and either sauté on Tuesday or turn into potato salad and eat within a couple of days.

Boil them and make a potato salad.
Put mayonnaise into a container and add the precooked potatoes. Also, if you like, some chopped spring onions and pickled gherkins.
Keeps in the fridge for a few days.

Some people prepare veg for the whole week and put it in the fridge.
Can you put them in a bowl of plain water in the fridge if there's room? Or just cook them then use them sautéed on Tuesday?

boil them, mash them and put in the freezer until you feel like making cottage pie, fish pie or anything else you fancy with a mashed potato topping!