Heard over the garden fence this summer....

One couldn't understand why there was a problem with fruit intake as a jam donut constitutes one of five a day recommendation.

Thats the sort of thing my friends and I would say, however we would be joking

'Mummy, when all my teeth fall out, will I get hair on my willy?'

cwsian that took DH a while to work out ?

Overheard yesterday, a little girl telling her mother that 'look, these two snails are moving in together'. I assume they were mating.

I was passing two people sitting out in the sun. One said to the other 'we had better go in before the viagra wears off'

On a similar note - has anyone read the ‘Overheard in Waitrose’ sites? Hysterical!!

My brother had a cat called Willy. After a noisy cat fight one night my brother leapt out of bed, stark naked and rushed into his garden shouting "oi, you! Get off my Willy!"

Also heard in a shopping centre “ Tarquin git your arse over ere”

Love it.

Not heard myself but read that someone overheard in a shop changing room, a male voice saying “ You know Sandra I’ve never been entirely satisfied with your nipples“

The mind boggles! Poor Sandra.

Overheard at a car boot sale held to raise funds for a very grand local school' '...its nice to find something to do with all those old ballgowns isn't it?' Not a problem I've had myself, it just showed me how the other half live!!

What’s that nut on top of a walnut whip called? (Grin)

A rather tense atmosphere at the table next to ours in a posh restaurant. She was heard to say "You never brought me here when we were married!"

Correction, 'Get 'ere, Shania'.

Overheard many years ago when a mother and her daughter aged about 5-6 were looking at a dress made of seersucker in a shop window.
Mother: I really like that dress, but your Daddy says seersucker looks as if it needs a good ironing.
Daughter (in bored voice): That’s men for you.

Wandering in Oxford some years ago: a posh girl in an academic gown declaiming, “... and he absolutely adores me.”

I saw a man with a very large tum trying on a Christmas jumper in Primark a few years ago
.”I can’t understand it!” he said to his wife. “ The sleeves are a perfect length but the rest of it’s too short”

Heard at the checkout in B and Q - bad tempered mother calling her toddler in a broad local accent 'Get here, Shania'.

Hilarious. So I'm not the only one who catches parts of people's conversations. (Overhears---koff ).

Not sure if this was ever proven, but still makes me laugh

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind” statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors’ bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”

These are all great

Heard at a wedding reception: she kept calling the dog Nigel

In a queue outside the local pharmacy....
I do find these masks so uncomfortable, I think they would be better with holes for the nose!

Two overweight people behind me in bus queue discussing family member's food issues and not eating enough fruit and veg. One couldn't understand why there was a problem with fruit intake as a jam donut constitutes one of five a day recommendation.

Some time ago, but not during lockdown, I heard the neighbour's gardener shouting to his companion above the noise of machinery that Gemma gives the best blow-job in Oxfordshire! I should add that Gemma is not my neighbour!

We were sitting in a carvery, and someone on the table behind us said " you now what she's like, she loves having things put up her ar.....!" The comment came from a table of elderly people!