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Heard over the garden fence this summer....

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felice Fri 14-Aug-20 10:15:15

Read about that MN thread in the paper this morning, the one I liked was "don't put the pigs on the trampoline it's too hot" !!!

Jane10 Fri 14-Aug-20 09:52:10

It was something I overheard years ago that really stuck in my mind. In the security queue at the airport two American women were complaining about the slow movement as we shuffled towards the Xray machines. One said to the other, 'If you think this is bad just try travelling with a miniature horse.' I longed to butt in and ask about that but, regrettably, didn't.

MaryTheBookeeper Fri 14-Aug-20 09:28:20

Inspired by a funny MN thread about what you heard over the garden fence during lockdown.

I'll start, I heard a corker: 'It's like a thong - only smaller'. I am confusedhmm at what could be smaller than a thong? grin

What have you heard?