Who/what does a poo like this?

Chocs away!!!

More ‘Bombs away’ in this case MissA

Blossoming

It wouldn’t have to land on your patio to drop poop on it.

It is very well formed - not dropped while flying past.

oh dear, what a relief it's not human poo judging by title of, who does a poo like this. ha ha

www.wildlifetrusts.org/wildlife/how-identify/identify-poo

Ooh.
Foxes do ones that are pointy at one end, with fur and bones in, apparently.

kittylester

Blossoming

It wouldn’t have to land on your patio to drop poop on it.

It is very well formed - not dropped while flying past.

The mystery deepens!! Shame there isn’t a cctv on the patio. Do let us know if you find out.

Well, kittylester! I have spent a riveting time looking at pictures of various types of bird poo - it's quite educational ????????? ?

I remember seeing lawns covered in poo of Canada geese as they resided on a lake near where my DB and SIL lived - rather green and perhaps not so well-formed as the one in your picture. But perhaps that's due to diet.

Could it be a pheasant?

Been on a poo hunt ?

We're going on a bear poo hunt
We're going to find a big one
We're not scared

Callistemon21 it’s a well known fact that bears poop in the woods, not on the patio

Baggytrazzas

kittylester

Just found this on our patio it's about 8 cms x 5 cms and green and white.

Granddaughters think it's a golden eagle.

kittlester , did you think this might have been produced by a person?

its just that your title asks " who" as well as "what"

I'd say goose or duck.

Baggytrazzas, I know - it was a joke (very feeble one obvs!)

J52, I found that picture too - that is the best match I could find.

calistemon, our very small garden already has a hedgehogs, squirrels, a kestrel, a visiting fox and a pooing goose - not sure we can cope with a bear too.

And, why is it called poop?

Poo for the smell? Poop for the noise? ??
Sorry if it’s a bit early for humour!

My money is on it being goose poo.

Just an update on our poo situation.

DH has been picking them up fairly regularly but this morning there are 4. Baffling!

Honestly, our garden isn't big enough for a goose to land poo and take off again.

My money is on gnomes now.

Wood pigeon is my vote. Lots like it on our steps, hand rail etc

Definitely the gnomes kitty!

Caught in the act!

Brilliant!

Woodpigeons in my garden think they are domesticated birds. I would not mind if only they pooed somewhere else than the garden.

It really is bigger that wood pigeon poo.

Blossoming if that's your gnome, either you or he need to come and pick them up.

He’s a wild gnome ‘KittyLester*