Thanks, keepcalmandcavachon. I'm adopting your great idea,and great name, calmly, pens, pritt stick and crayons at the ready. (though I'm not highly creative!)
So I phoned the Head Office again on Dec 18th to be told it had been sent 1st class that very day! (Hmmm).
Still not arrived today , Dec 22nd, so I phoned again.
The incompetent fools had sent it to the wrong address, ie my DGS, despite it saying in huge red letters on the form (filled in by a member of their staff),NOT to be sent to the member cardholderbut to MY address.
So now I have to wonder whether DGS's family has even received it without somehow spoiling the surprise.
Grrrrrrr. 🦁 🐅 🐯 (plenty of them at the zoo to get growling!)