What not to wear...

Ha ha! They look like brothel-creepers!
(and 175 quid??)

Anagram how much!!!!

The brown and white shoes are co-responents' shoes.

If I were tall and willowy with good ankles I would wear these shoes with a linen trouser suit - I have always liked "men's" shoes, but with my stumpy little legs - no chance.
I do think we should be nicer about them however as they seem to have a golden labrador.

What, the shoes?

The 'stick' ladies have got some sort of poodle-ish dog.

I don't know why I hmm'd that! Poodles are fine!

I think those shoes could rub you.

Ah! She's supposed to have the dog's lead in her hand! That's why it looks odd. They've shuffled them up together!

They wouldn't ever read this, would they?

Would they?

Agree, wotsup. They are truly ugly.

Who are?

This is all very confusing!

I no! I don't suppose they are ugly Anagram! We won't go that far! It's just the shoes.

You're not confused now,are you?

Those shoes!!!!!!!!!
Fabulous.
For a gay man, although even he would have to be fairly young...........

johanna!

I think I can imagine jing in them
Since we don't know what she looks like, we are free to imagine!

I saw the ultimate what not to wear yesterday - a very plump young woman in a short top with see-through black leggings, under which you could see her bright red pants wobbling their way down the road - it was not a pretty sight!

Oh, don't you just wish some of those plump young women would give a thought to what they look like from behind? I can imagine it all looks OK in the mirror, front view, but rear view.....

Those shoes are gross, they look like something a spiv from the 40s would wear.

As articulated by Ogden Nash

Sure, deck your limbs in pants;
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting.
You look divine as you advance --
Have you seen yourself retreating

gracesmum

I dress to please myself. Comfy and practical most of the time and glam on special occasions. I like peplums. They seem to flatter. I shall upload two photos taken in the outfit that I wore for my son's wedding almost 3 years ago.

Wear what you like, when you like unless you are over a size 16 then do not wear a short top with trousers. I'm just jealous of anyone who can wear high heels, short skirts and not have to cover the old 'bingo wings'. I used to be mature and intoxicating once, now I am just old and drunk but I do try a little harder if going out, if only not to offend the neighbours. Oh and forget bright coloured eye-shadow.

Is that don't forget to wear it, or don't forget to avoid it?