Sex

I don`t actually miss it, so don`t blame Tunisia TOO much!

numberplease, I think you went to Tunisia on purpose!!

oh sorry but the Tunisia made me howl......[smil]

I'd like to go to Tunisia.....

..perhaps you could make a claim on your holiday insurance?

Love that idea crimson, but I think they might think my claim`s a bit late! Greenmossgiel, exactly WHY do you want to go to Tunisia, please explain?

...um...! Perhaps if you provided a photo of the damage caused, numberplease, the insurance company may be more 'sympathetic'?

When I was about 15 (a very long time ago) I asked my grandmother, who was then coming up to 80, at what age a woman lost interest in men. She replied (in her somewhat fractured English): "Sweetheart, I don't know, but ven I find out I tell you."
She never did tell me!

I'm off to bed - to read my book

See the 'fornication;' thread. I still maintain that the ideal relationship is
a. keeping your own home b. having a man in your life who does not live with you c. agreeing that your man comes and goes!!

Ideal releationship OG who works away Monday to Friday

sorry to many 'e's!!!!!!!!!

greenmossgiel - How long have you been with Mr greenmossgiel?

jangly, welcome back! Mr Greenmossgiel and I have been together for 41 years. He's not been to Tunisia either... Please can YOU tell me what OG stands for? I keep coming across it, and I'm not well versed in all the abbreviations as yet.

In our house it would be Old Grumpy, and it wouldn't be me it applies to!

I`d love to go back to Tunisia, but without old grumble guts.

Well, there's this www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OG !!!

But Glass probably means Old Git.

I would think.

dirty little monkey!

(that Greenmossgiel)

Ah yes, OG= Old Git - of course!! Now jangly - do you have me down as a dirty little monkey? Nothing could be further from the truth...now, Mr Greenmossgiel's another story altogether. That's why I thought Tunisia may be a good idea. it seemed to work for numberplease.

If I go back on my own, who knows what might transpire?

orrid geezer?

greenmossgiel - I am totally lost with all this.

Tunisia turned Numberplease off, right? So, you want your old man to go there too. But why do you want to go? (unless you need turning off too)

Shall we leave this?

Trust helshea to be around on this one!!!

Give it a try, numberplease! You'd have to give us all the details when you got back though!