Hey Pompeyguy I'm married to a sort of Pompeyguy, ie an ex sailor. We lived in Pompey, in Southsea and later in a married quarter in Rowner, Gosport, when first married in the late 60s.
These days I could cheerfully chuck him back into the water sometimes though!! Come to think of it, he once DID get washed overboard, off a frigate in a storm in the North Atlantic. In March!. He got double rum rations and two weeks survivors leave afterwards.
As for being a tart - I wasted all those opportunities to be a very naughty girl back then. I was even an au pair girl for a while, but never got the sort of tarty life as depicted in popular culture of the time. Mind you, coming from near Leeds, quite a centre of fashion back then, I was in micro mini skirts before they had reached Pompey, so I guess I was a little bit tarty back then.
Oh well, it's not too late. I'm playing Rita of 'Educating Rita' in a U3A Performance Group's show later this year. I'll make her quite tarty!