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Anyone else suffer from this? There really should be a support group.

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Anne58 Sun 26-Feb-12 16:01:03

I feel that it's time to come out of the closet about this, but perhaps it might be more accurate to say "come out of the cupboard".

For years I have suffered from an affliction that whilst it is in no way life threatening, can cause distress, confusion and create more washing up.

I refer to "Philpott Syndrome". I feel that there may be many sufferers among us, but we go (as yet) unrecognised and undiagnosed.

The principal symptom is the complete inability to identify the amount of a substance be it liquid or solid, and recognise the size of the container into which it will fit.

How many times have you considered a quantity of cooked mince and onions, destined to become a shepherds pie, and dithered over the selection of a suitably sized pyrex dish to accomodate it, plus the correct proportion of mash?

Have you, too, poured soup or sauce into a tub, ready to go into the freezer, only to find it either overflows the container, or that you have a left over amount that is of of no practical use?

Or even, perhaps, looked at that last bit of wine in the bottle and wrongly thought that it would fit in your glass, only to find yourself reaching for the kitchen roll?

If you can answer "yes" to any of the above, chances are that you too are a sufferer.

Unfortunately there is currently no help available, but by standing together,shoulder to shoulder (allowing of course for the possible lack of judgement over shoulder distance) we can raise awareness of this condition.

Thank you for reading.

Stansgran Thu 01-Aug-13 07:31:58

Good question

janeainsworth Thu 01-Aug-13 08:09:41

Nonu there was a grin at the end of my post..........

Nonu Thu 01-Aug-13 11:32:38

You got it wrong JANE , it was ME that was smiling x

janeainsworth Thu 01-Aug-13 12:58:15

It was the way you put it in shouty capitals Nonu!!
smile

Nonu Thu 01-Aug-13 13:02:37

smile from me .

nonnanna Thu 01-Aug-13 13:36:13

I have today officially diagnosed myself with Philpott Syndrome. At last I can put a name to it and what a relief to find that there are fellow sufferers in the same boat - should that be pot? - as me. I make so much washing up when trying to find the right sized container, especially for shepherds pie and pasta bakes. Try one for size, too small, tip it all out into a larger dish, usually losing some onto the worktop, too big, start again. Thank you to phoenix for raising awareness of this affliction.

Aka Thu 01-Aug-13 20:13:46

nonnanna I go by the sun!
No it's one of those things when someone says 'what time is it?' and I say '2.30' and someone looks at their watch as says 'no, you're wrong it's 2.31'

deserving Fri 02-Aug-13 14:27:34

It seems that pets benefit from this syndrome, unless you think it cruel to have fat cats.