Stonehenge (Virtual) Party Tomorrow Night - For the Newbies.....All Welcome

Some of us might, jeni!

I'm a good looking doctor! Surely you don't want to be in the laundry room with me?

You may find me in the Jacuzzi birthing pool - with a bottle of Retsina! (nostalgia here...)

If I don't stop this minute, I shall have done nothing constructive since eating my porridge. I've a portrait of a beautiful boy to tackle. Duty calls I shall return later...

Pleeeeeease! Stop now before it gets any more graphic!

All those jiggly bits bobbing hither and thither...

Might be better than frontless, Carol!

Ohhhh dear - the thought of a Gransnetter in a backless nightie tearing down the corridors ...........!

Carol The laundry room will be nice and cosy. Will two good looking doctors be sufficient? I have my doubts. After all, they may be too tired to play if they've been on night duty

I would be careful what you sign yourself up for anagram could end up in a load of trouble

Oh no! I don't know which way would be the best to wear it..... Perhaps two would be best, but could end up like a straitjacket....

Anagram watch out, you may end up wearing one of those backless frontcovers, haaving mislaid the rest.....

Anagram Precisely!

Although after a glass or two of whatever's going, I may have to abandon my principles and most of my uniform....

No, Oxon, I wouldn't really be in control, of course - it was just to give the illusion that we were respectable visitors if challenged by Authority Figures and spoilsports.

Annobel is right. We shall all be virtually amnesic Anagram to be elected to keep we wayward individuals in some sort of order, is an honour. We understand that you will be helping to maintain certain standards ...

(sheepishly) - Just thought it might be a good idea to have some control as we shall be in a hospital and don't want to give any of the patients heart failure. Should we brush up our resuscitation techniques?

Someone has to be in control? - You are joking, aren't you?

Well, cheers for that super! I can see that, after our party, the NHS will never send another patient to a private hospital, once they have received their complaint about wheelchair racing, drinking in your room, and being headlined on the 6 o'clock news as you are shown off the premises without any crutches! If I end up having my knee repaired on some grotty ward with absent nurses, I will hunt you down!!!

Having said that, I can't wait for the fun, and if we can trap a couple of good-looking doctors in the laundry room, we will have done our job!

Someone has to be in control! No, we won't hate you, cos the next day we won't remember anything anyway...

I don't want to come across as too bossy, Supernana! The others will start to hate me....

Anagram Sorted! And a peeked cap with lots of gold braid would look impressive. I think I shall make you a monitor badge from milk bottle tops...as seen on Blue Peter [umpteen years ago!]

I'll try my best, Supernana! Maybe I should wear some sort of uniform, and have a big bunch of keys round my waist? And a whistle, d'you think?
Or a loud-hailer....

I cannot begin to tell you how much I'm looking forward to the hospital bed party ...sometime week after next. Make special note in diaries please. A quiet word ...it may be possible for us to wheelchair race along the corridors, peekaboo games in the lifts, and whiz treats with the revolving doors. Anagram Should the party get completely out of hand, I'm hoping you'll line us up in an orderly queue and have us out before management alerts the security guard. Wouldn't look good if I'm frog-marched [on crutches] to be interviewed for News at Six...Geraldine would be dismayed

Yes!