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Stonehenge (Virtual) Party Tomorrow Night - For the Newbies.....All Welcome

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Butternut Fri 09-Mar-12 17:42:02

glass don't want to step on your toes, but though it might be a good idea to have a thread for this.

I've got the chariot to get ready, and the horses to sort, after all. Got to be prepared! grin

Oxon70 Sat 10-Mar-12 15:08:59

Not that kind of Steed!...anyway, exactly what are you suggesting?!!

I may be on the track of something different, anyway....watch this spot.
I'll send the booze on ahead if necessary.

jeni Sat 10-Mar-12 15:29:27

Pity I wouldn't have minded being searched by him? Or judge John deed!

nanachrissy Sat 10-Mar-12 15:55:52

Ooooh yes, Judge John please if Captain Jack is "out" with G. Clooney!

I do hope my afghan coat doesn't smell like a dead camel! hmm

Annobel Sat 10-Mar-12 16:42:00

Jeez! nanachrissy if your afghan smells like a dead anything, you can make your own way to Stonehenge!

Oxon70 Sat 10-Mar-12 17:02:53

I just found my leather waistcoat that smells of patchouli....great.

I'm sending the booze on ahead in the chariot....me, I'm flying.....I've been lent a hippogriff!
This one is reckoned vegetarian and very gentle. I hope. But I needn't leave until nearly 7pm.
The sun is going down....

nanachrissy Sat 10-Mar-12 17:22:11

Ok Annobel keep your hair on!!!!
I've decided NOT to wear it after all. [sulky]

Going to wear a kaftan with my virtual body well hidden. (Plenty of room underneath to keep my stash, hip flask {for you and Carol} and spare tena hanky!)

Might even be able to stuff Johnnie Depp under there as he's only small (in stature)!! grin grin

glammanana Sat 10-Mar-12 17:23:11

My mum would never allow me to take my Afghan coat into the house it always had to stay in the shed,I think all the cats in the area thought it was their mum !!!
I've found my flouresent stack heeled boots,may be a bit of a problem steering the broomsick but think I can manage ? I'll pop my slippers in my big bag and may have to change for the journey home.Just taken out the Vodka jellies from the freezer and putting in the icebox plenty for all of us so don't be thinking anyone will be left out,made with Absolute so they should be good.

Oxon70 Sat 10-Mar-12 17:31:08

Vodka jelly? Wow.

Butternut Sat 10-Mar-12 17:33:45

Hipster loons for me - what else grin topped off with my Boudicca leather bustenhalter. My war wound will be woad blue. Think I shall be a Hedgewitch! Hair will be limed, naturally.

Horses are stamping and snorting ready to riot gallop off to SH.

Vodka jellies sound good, but better stick to my mead....grin

jeni Sat 10-Mar-12 17:42:57

Wow! Jolly good. I'll stick very close to you glamma

Notsogrand Sat 10-Mar-12 18:10:59

I had a quiet word with my dealer local baker and he turned up trumps with some high grade cannabis oat bran. I've whizzed it to a fine powder in one of those mini choppers that Delia recommends, and concealed mixed it into an old family recipe for fairy cakes.

I've made loads, so there's plenty to go round. The special ingredient has made them levitate rise quite well, but I think a maximum of 2 each would be advised. We don't want anyone getting too high consuming too many calories.

If it's good enough for Delia......

Peace. smile

Annobel Sat 10-Mar-12 18:11:38

Druid robes with thermals underneath, plus my maxi skirt.

jeni Sat 10-Mar-12 18:13:04

My skin! smile

Oxon70 Sat 10-Mar-12 18:13:44

Oh, I forgot to say, there's a cake coming with the booze on the chariot, I put it on at the last minute - not with cannabis - but it's shaped like Stonehenge...

But save me a different one!

wotsamashedupjingl Sat 10-Mar-12 18:14:08

I hope you lot realise you will be treading on hallowed ground up there.

[knowing nod of the head]

wotsamashedupjingl Sat 10-Mar-12 18:15:36

Someone I was very close to for several nights running some time is buried up there.

His name was Ambrosius. [sigh]

jeni Sat 10-Mar-12 18:16:04

Not after the fairy cakes we won't! We'll be floatinggrin

wotsamashedupjingl Sat 10-Mar-12 18:16:21

I might have had psychological sex with him.

wotsamashedupjingl Sat 10-Mar-12 18:16:37

I didn't say that!!!!! blush

jeni Sat 10-Mar-12 18:18:23

Whom?

wotsamashedupjingl Sat 10-Mar-12 18:19:30

pardon?

wotsamashedupjingl Sat 10-Mar-12 18:20:17

Ambrosius.

Him wot's buried up there.

Notsogrand Sat 10-Mar-12 18:22:05

OK. So you imagined having sex with a tin of rice pudding. That's fine Jings. Absolutely fine.

Oxon70 Sat 10-Mar-12 18:25:06

She thinks he was King Arthur?

jeni Sat 10-Mar-12 18:25:08

Private message to notso. Do you think jing has finally flipped?
We really should have sen it coming! She's been strange since she changed her name!