Oxon do you mean 'loons' - tight across the bottom and upper thigh, voluminous beyond the knee?
Goodie, I like circle dancing - no matter how many malts I've had, I'm sure not to forget to keep spinning on the spot. I may in fact dance like a dervish...they really do know how to enjoy a wild time.
Carol as I'm in Scotland, I may need to catch a ride on the friendly deer that comes to the garden fence, and eats apple from my hand. If I'm late, save some of the nibbles for me.
jeni Virtual bodies are in order? For starters I'll look divine...long legs, trim waist, firm breasts, smooth neck, pretty perky face and long flowing locks. With all that going for me, I shall not need to spoil the illusion by wearing clothes. 