Virtual Easter Lunch for Solos

Now feeling a bit sleepy - it must be all that gravy... and the four slices of baklava...!

I counted 5!

You expect me to count when I've od'ed on that gravy?

It is a little sqiffy making it isn't it?

A little, jeni?

I'm not having the coffee - it is like treacle! I will finish as I began - with another glass of Lanson. We mustn't be sick in the back of the limo though.

Absolutely not the done thing greatnan

Definitely not, I had to give them a £10,000 deposit!

You what? You weren't so stupid as to let them know it was for GN were you?
You know we can't go to the same place twice, or anywhere theyve heard of us!

In that case, I won't risk is. I will step aboard my personal transport and whizz myself home for a nice cup of Darjeeling. Flying over the Alps will clear my head.

You hope!

Bright sunshine in my bit of the Alps now (just South of Lake Geneva) - too late for me to go for a walk. After that big Greek meal, I am having a frugal supper.
Thank you all for your wonderful company - which of you kidnapped Dimitri?

Might have known!

Oh I forgot we where going to Lesbos I thought it was Lisbon !!! how blonde am I ? Well I have enjoyed my lunch and the posh wines greatnan is the hostess with the mostest and we where spoilt,she arranged some nice entertainment with some plate smashing and dancing. I have dropped Dimitri off further down the coast on my way back,he was a bit clingy and wanted to come home with me but mr glamma would not understand how a handsome Greek bloke came to be visiting our house whilst he was out with DS2 for the afternoon.

We can invade Lisbon another time, glamma!

We haven't been there yet, so they don't know about us!
Cor, think of gorgeous lithe sexy matadors and toreadors
Just call me Carmen!

That's Spain, jeni. Seville for choice. Flamenco and all that. Sangria and tapas.

annobel did I ever tell you I was useless at geography and map reading,i used to get lost on a girl guides hike

I like Barcelona. I didn't do geography. Took history instead. You could only do one or the other, although music and RE were compulsory.
Silly snobbish school in lich field?

Never mind then as long as I arrive back home safely I don't care which route I take.

I want to go back to the sun!
Otherwise I will revert to avatar land

I'll float through my lovely skies
My lover by my side
And in his arms I'll softly die
But only in my dreams

Once, when I was helping out with Guides in the first school I taught in, the Captain told me to take a group aside and teach them map reading about which I was clueless, so I just asked the girls to tell me what they knew. A great teaching method - they taught each other!

I enjoyed your company, but it was a bit embarrassing when you started drawing lots for Dimitri (and we know who cheated!).

I once went to Lisbon for a romantic weekend with a chap I met at a single's weekend. We met another couple at the hotel and decided to go to the Alto district which is very picturesque. A lady started singing Fado - she was about 30 stone and at least 65, and she was warbling about losing her young lover. We had had a fair bit to drink and the other woman and I got the giggles. I had to pretend to be crying with emotion as I was overcome by uncontrollable laughter.

Oh!
Greatnan! We must meet
We have the same tastes, I think!