you bought an old statue of a lady clutching her robe, unsuccessfully, round her bosom, what would you actually do with it when you got home? 
I paid eighteen quid for it. (I did knock seller down from twenty, so that's alright. 
)
And, a tabletop chiminea? At 32 cms high it's too big to put on the table, and you couldn't have a little fire in it in the dining room - could you?
And then there's the garden gnome holding a notice in front of his cross looking self, saying,"GO AWAY". Why did I buy that?
What happens to brains on holiday?
Is it the one of him weighing it?
Doesn't look very comfortable to me!
And who's Sooty? 
But we haven't ...yet...seen an exciting male figure jeni 
Well folks. I'm to bed
Fourth and last day at work tomorrow!
I keep saying I'm only going to do three! But!
I still haven't found my version of a garden gnome
jeni I've told you, Google doesn't recognise 'bipriate', Priapus or otherwise! You try it! I'm past caring - I think I've seen enough of them for one night!
My google found it. Perhaps you have a prudish computer? Goodnight and thanks to all for the fun
I still want my statue!
Nope! Mine still says 'Did you mean bivariate?'.
Goodnight!
Sigh.
How many pictures of him do you want jens?
here's the flippin' mural
I'm awa' to ma bed. You can thank me tomorrow. x
He is a guardian of gardens. btw.
I joined that Roman research forum to get this.
What use is a forum page?
Anagram It was the only place I could find a pic of the fresco. They wouldn't let me see it without signing up.
It's ok. Could be interesting.
They will all be talking about the Romans. [NSS]
Oh my link didn't go to the picture, did it?!
No wonder you wondered what I was on about!
Yes. That's right (yours)
But I've got to have another go! The gardening will have to wait a few minutes.
Blimey! I just googled it and got a very male site which made me 
jeni Respect! You certainly know what's what!
www.unrv.com/forum/topic/11746-priapus-a-shocking-look-at-the-past
they don't let you link to anything on that forum. If you copy and paste that it takes you to the page.
if you haven't totally given up the will to go on
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