Lil's Bar 2

Hi Jodie,
Did you see that pink elephant last night, or had you left by 3am?
It was making a bee - er, elephantine effort to get in the door!

A lot of shouting went on, and fast running feet,- followed closely by their owners!!

It WAS the Farmers Arms ,you said you imbibed in?

Well no wonder you haven't seen anyone jodi we are mooning in the square wrong pub luv.....Zumba well you sound a fit young chick.....x

Anyone here tonight? I called in on my way back from bell ringing practice tonight but the place was deserted. I would have been here earlier but the verger wanted to show me the new ropes and time flies when you're pulling doesn't it? Oh well sorry Pete, Gramps, Soop, Ella, Ana, et al I'll try again tomorrow.

Ships that pass in the night.....

B***er! I thought I was bound to catch at least one mug well oiled bloke who would buy me a nightcap, but it looks like I'll have to leave another IOU in gramps handwriting! No one will notice

Night all

Camponology anyone.....wouldn't fancy pulling the vergers bell end thank you[ grin]

Ella you're such a tinker boots!
Jodi and Ella you deserve better. Better what? I've no idea. There's a cocktail with your names on behind the bar. The boys will pay up. Eventually! As for you, Smoluski you're a little minx.

I'll have a large one.

phoenix lemon and lime with a dash of soda, in a tankard coming up!

I wanted a proper one!

phoenix You know very well that nothing is proper in Lil's establishment.

phoenix I want doesn't get!!!! Surely you know that!

Ok then, pretty please with buns on!

Help yourself, phoenix - I think Ella's passed out gone for a lie down, so it's a free bar! (IOUs at your own discretion - gramps' handwriting is a bit spidery and Pete's is rather loopy )

I have not passed out, I've just been finishing off the gin and now I'm starting on the vodka.

Then I'm going to pass out!

On form as usual, Ella! Looks as though gramps will have to be paying another visit to Morrisons with his forged discount card pretty soon - hope that trolley holds out after his joyride with Lil last week!

At last someone here! Nearly didn't bother but thought, third time lucky and called in after my prison visiting night. gramps that was a kind thought, but exactly what was in the cocktail? ella was shaking her head and mumbling something but then she passed out. I've propped her up by the spittoon.

Ella does tend to mumble when she's been on the spirits...she'll come round when the cleaner of the day (or night) empties the contents of the slop bucket plus a good dollop of bleach over the floor...

Pint please Lil....

You'll be lucky, Pete - I think they've all gone down with skivitis and it's everyone for themselves tonight....

Well I'll get myself two..save messing about You alright with that full bottle for now...

jodi bottle for you? You any rope burns tonight?

Loads of IOUs tonight...since when did gramps sup 'large ones with lime'........no wonder Ella is out of the picture!!!

Hi Jodi -I'm glad they let you out again!

The cocktail is a strictly guarded family secret - but it it finalized
with a couple of "gen" cocktails! (adds to the strength!!)
It has to be carefully filtered and steam sterilised,before bottling.
After bottling it is hung for at least six months in old battoir shed.
This reduces the flavour but improves the "nose".

Should only be taken in very small aliquots and have a local Hospital on standby! (enjoy!!???)