Lil's Bar 2

Pint for me then gramps

Well, I thought jodi was hoping for an encounter with some likely lads, but it seems she's been put off by the sight of gramps' underpants dishcloths dangling over the bar!

Night all, have fun!

Ana going so soon..... Just me then! think I'll put that John Denver classic on.."You fill up my ashtrays like night in a".....

Oh - by the way, I only know one antidote to the shudderingly awful effects of more than TWO aliquots of that particular cocktail - and that is even worserer!!
I'll whisper it to you Pete, a s you're my special buddy! No, closer. Put your
"lug'ole" nearer me mouff! Well then! you get two wsppssers, ugh! four skins offa rabbit, then spoouyers (look it up!) grobbles liquor, just about boiling.
Mix carefully for three hours with an iron bar. When it fizzles and starts to dissolvethrow in the dead mouse. Ooooh, I forgot to mention that. Two are better, in case one has gone off and getting smelly!
Now let it cool, and chuck it all away on the compost heap! - well, you wouldn't want to drink that muck anyway - but, it's bloody marvellous on yer tomatoes!!

Right I'll try that then......

Don't know if I'll be able to drop in later I've spend the night in A&E having my stomach pumped. Must have been that curry I called for just after leaving Lil's. Lucky I had that cocktail gramps the alcohol probably helped sterilised the worst of the bugs.

Mornin'all! Just popped back for a hair of the dog, but Lil must have tied it to the lamp post again.
I do feel a bit rough today I must admit, but I'll be ok after some brisk exercise.......*Pete*....are you there?

Aahh well, it'll have to be a slap in the face with a wet fish!

Jodi where are you off to tonight? Ana usually goes to Zumba on a Thursday night and then she can't walk on Friday!
Well she says it's Zumba, but I'm not sure

Ella ...ready for a workout!

Stop it you two, I've had an idea!

How about a "for one night only, by special invitation, please pre book to avoid disappointment" Lil's Bar Karaoke Special?

We could nominate people to sing particular songs, although we may have to draw lots for who does "Red, Red Wine". I'm tempted to suggest that whoever has had the most drinks without putting an IOU in the box should be made to stand in the corner while we all sing "Hey Big Spender" and glare accusingly.

I also feel that "All Shook Up" should be left off the play list, in case anyone with early on-set Parkinsons Disease takes offence.

Any suggestions, anyone?

Wide eyed and legless...

'Glad all over'? (It's Gladys from the community centre's favourite...)

Excellent Ana ! Now, what about Pete and Gramps ???????

Simply Red...Holding back the ears.....

The Bee Gees 'Don't forget to remember me' - although that could be a big ask after about nine o'clock....

Twist & Shout, for all the sciatica sufferers?

'Shake, Rattle and Roll'?

Robert Knight...Love on a Mountain Top...?

Sutherland bros...Arms of Mary?

Nellie the elephant?

Little old wine drinker me..... No Lil! Pint please!

Dusty Springfield, "I just don't know what to do with myself"

It is a little known fact that if you re-aarrange the letters in her name, you can form the words "Findly Dripgusset"

Interesting, phoenix! I must contrive a way to include that in general conversation later today...

It won't be easy.....................

No....

Rod Stewart's Hot Legs

Ana has a way with words.....

Simple Minds, "Alive & Kicking"